Political pundit and former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin held a press conference this morning to propose the construction of a bridge “assuring Americans safe passage over the fiscal cliff”.
“I’m tired of Washington insiders debating the dangers of this cliff and then not doing anything about it. The American people deserved better than a Willie Coyote scenario.” Palin stated, referencing her favorite cartoon character’s well documented battles with gravity.
RIGHT: Sarah Palin in all her intellectual might… (CLICK PHOTO TO SEE ANIMATION)
Palin claimed the nearly $300-million project will created thousands of jobs although she admitted that she‘s unsure where the proposed bridge will lead given “the Obama administration’s stubborn refusal to disclose the location of such a dangerous geologic landmark.”
Officials with the Federal Highway Administration (FHWA) would not comment officially on the proposal but a source in the Office of Infrastructure said, “We’ll add it to the stack with Mrs. Palin’s other proposals. You wouldn’t believe all of bridges that woman wants to build. She’s a bridge addict.“