Last Alliance of Idiots and Morons March for Bloomberg
NEW YORK CITY – Police are out in force after a grand alliance of idiots and morons took to Times Square to march in support of Mayor Michael Bloomberg and his policies. Though the protesters already numbered over 40,000 by…
Welcome to Seattle – The Land the Sun Forgot
Excellent holiday pictures can be taken using a 16 megapixel Nikon digital camera. [This message brought to you by the Greater Seattle Tourist Information Bureau.] Greetings, visitor. Welcome to Seattle. If this is your first time to the Emerald City,…
Amo Ego Similis Mea Coffee (comic)
If you like your coffee dark and full-bodied, your women steaming hot, or your jokes day-old and bitter, this 14-panel comic has got you covered. There are a few original jokes in the mix, plus the very best of the…
Family Unsure If Passive Aggressive Man Likes Being Called Pam
His hair is as blue as the state in which he grew up and, by all accounts, as equally impressive. Jim Ballsinger–brother, son, lover, web forum coordinator–recently returned from his daily therapy session in seemingly high spirits. “Oh, that’s right,…
Sunflower Group Making Mad Stacks of Money by Sub-Sizing
They didn’t downsize, the staffing levels remain the same. They didn’t outsource, though they did contract it out to a company called Tallgrass. Now Sunflower Staffing is reaping huge profits by raping their employees and short-changing their clients. You may…
Spring Break Definition Changes w/ Age (comic)
When I was young, Spring Break meant something fun. As I got older, it meant something crazy. Now I’m not sure it means anything but having my kids home a few too many days during the week while traffic is…
Math Nerd Sets “Less Than” Symbol as Facebook Profile at Most Inopportune Time
Polly Gonn, MIT class of 2012, recently updated her Facebook profile picture to one of her favorite mathematics symbols: less than. In doing so, she unwittingly unleashed a firestorm of heated comments, opinions, and questions the likes of which has…
N,. Korean Missile Found to be Powered by Diet Pepsi, Mentos
A long range missile shot by North Korea over Japan on Sunday turned out to be a giant tube filled with Mentos and Diet Pepsi. The missile shot sent fear through the Asian nations that perceive North Korea as a…
Hipsters Admit “Different” Too Mainstream to be Cool (comic)
I feel like I’ve been in this conversation before. Click on it to see the cartoon in full-size, and if you’re already in the page, click on the image to see it blown up to full clarity.
Report: TSA Agents Receive Eternal Cavity Searches in Hell
Washington is ablaze with fury after one of Satan’s lieutenants accidentally leaked the conditions of punishment for TSA agents in Hell, which include cavity searches that never ever end. Buroz Baliferous, a lower demon who works under Satan in the…