Tornado Causes Widespread Improvement Across Central Indiana
ANDERSON – A violent tornado that ripped through the heartland of America yesterday has left thousands of damaged homes looking slightly better than they did before the catastrophe. A level-3 warning was issued on Monday ahead of projected storms and…
Report: Man Fails to Give Damn
OCEAN CITY – Family, relatives, and friends are in mourning after a man announced he does not give a damn about life, the universe, or anything. Morgan Carlyle, 46, made the announcement as he left his job at Burger Blast…
Man Unveils Amazing Talking Dog (comic)
You’ve seen them before. Talking dogs and cats on YouTube. Well this guy has actually got one, though his vocabulary is admittedly a tad limited. Click on the image to see it full-sized.
God Gay
In a stunning revelation that is set to turn the Christian world on its head, Almighty God has admitted that He is a homosexual. The Lord Above also talked at length about the “steamy and tumultuous relationship” He has had…
Stars Align; It’s Not Your Week (horoscopes)
This week, many disturbing things are going to happen and the Stars are giddy like school girls that they get to watch.* RIGHT: The sign of Cancer. My wife was a cancer, which is kind of ironic considering how she…
Report: Actual Benefits to Alzheimer’s Disease (Comic)
There is nothing funny about Alzheimer’s Disease. Those afflicted suffer terribly. But this guy, shown here to the right, might have found a bit of an upside loophole to endure the affliction with a tad greater ease. (Click on the…
Evolutionary Scientists Injured in Freak Arboricultural Accident
A group of evolutionary naturalists, anthropologists, and biologists were injured yesterday in what police are officially calling “an unfortunate and unnecessary accident”. According to eyewitnesses, hundreds of members of the Royal Society went on their daily tree-trimming expedition and somehow,…
NPR Pledge Week Ads Feel Needy, Says Supporter (comic)
This time of year, twice a year, I get really annoyed with my local public radio station. They start begging me for money. I can’t blame them, they run commercial-free, but still, I just want to get back to my…
Consumers Wowed by PNC “Free iPad” Promotion
Consumer circles are going wild over a new promotion being offered by PNC Bank to first-time clients who opt to open an account with the nationwide financial company. Anyone who pays a non-refundable, $700 bank fee under the promotion is…
Dictators Bent on Naming Every Penultimate Thing After Themselves (comic)
North Korea is more than the hermit kingdom to me. It’s a place of untold misery, indoctrination and false belief in a false deity. You know, like religion. I don’t mean that as a slam on Christianity, specifically. No, that’s…