The UK Will Never Leave Europe: But Will We Have the Courage to Leave the EU?

The UK Will Never Leave Europe: But Will We Have the Courage to Leave the EU?

22 June 2016 07:01 - by Wallace Runnymede

Behind the distortions and exaggerations of both sides, one fact remains unshakable: Europe is not the EU. A ‘stay’ vote in tomorrow’s referendum is not a vote to remain in Europe. A ‘leave’ vote in tomorrow’s referendum is not a vote to leave Europe.

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Referendum shock tactics

Referendum shock tactics

21 June 2016 11:46 - by Dexter Sinistri

It started as a Conservative party election promise – if we voted them in, we could have our say on EU membership. Well, we did vote them in and now it’s finally going to happen. On Thursday 23rd May the UK will go to the polls for a monumental referendum on whether or not we […]

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Do We Know How to Spot the Dictator’s Pronoun? (Just No Idea, Have We)

Do We Know How to Spot the Dictator’s Pronoun? (Just No Idea, Have We)

21 June 2016 05:51 - by Wallace Runnymede

The glorious Fuhrer has brought each one of US peace and stability… Comrade Lenin inspires US all to move forward to win our freedom, under the banner of proletarian scientific socialist Marxist-Leninist thought. But the evil Arab Muslim tyrant Assad is killing his own people, WE can’t just sit there!!! Look, WE made a few mistakes […]

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4K Glossy News Podcast 048 (6-20-16) – Roy Zimmerman Edition

4K Glossy News Podcast 048 (6-20-16) – Roy Zimmerman Edition

20 June 2016 01:54 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again and this week it’s all about musical satirist Roy Zimmerman! All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are the topics covered in the the June 20th edition, but really, it’s all about […]

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Ken ‘Red Ken’ Livingstone Loses His Shit over ‘Jewish Media’ Lies

Ken ‘Red Ken’ Livingstone Loses His Shit over ‘Jewish Media’ Lies

19 June 2016 06:01 - by Wallace Runnymede

Genial wheeler-dealer, establishment radical politico wide boy/white boy and notable non-racist not-quite-Marxist-but-kinda-getting-there-a-little-bit-vulgar-Corbynite-tankie-lad Ken Livingstone… Is currently being interrogated by Labour for his recent antisemitic comments. http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/ken-livingstone-faces-music-home-affairs-select-committee/ Here’s Ken ‘Cheeky Chappie’ Livingstone’s latest Del-Boyishly-winsome Youtube rant: OY! Listen ‘ere, yer FAHCKING MAHPPET! Ah ain’t got no time for this here sneaky Tory bollocks, innit!

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Neocon Puts the Boot into Journalist: Foot Now Halfway Up His Own Arse

Neocon Puts the Boot into Journalist: Foot Now Halfway Up His Own Arse

18 June 2016 05:51 - by Wallace Runnymede

In a recent article, Justin Raimondo of Antiwar.com wrote about notable neocon intellectual and prominent thought-leadership advocate Max Boot’s comments on Trump: apparently, he would prefer to vote for Stalin than Donald Trump. (So, at least he doesn’t believe in so-called ‘moral equivalence.’ He’s being a good neocon, then!)

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4K Glossy News Podcast 047 (6-13-16)

4K Glossy News Podcast 047 (6-13-16)

15 June 2016 03:49 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with more great joking around and fun stuff. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are the topics covered in the the June 13th, 2016 edition. * CD & Game […]

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What Will You Do?

What Will You Do?

13 June 2016 07:32 - by Wallace Runnymede

Live your life as though everything you did Was eternally decisive. Live as though the survival and destruction of Daesh and of all Daeshis Depended upon you, and upon you alone.

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Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (3/3)

Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (3/3)

12 June 2016 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

And the utter soul-destroying horseshit goes on. So, what else do we know about Moderate Daesh? Well, the Moderate Daeshis, just like their fellow MPIs (Moderate Political Islamists) the Muslim Brotherhood, always wear a condom… Even when they are plunging the fear of God into the besuffered little children who are coming unto them, rather than into full […]

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Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (2/3)

Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (2/3)

11 June 2016 08:57 - by Wallace Runnymede

The drip-drip-drip of resentful gushing (or at least, the salty current of ‘that’s a bit rich!’-nesses), crabbedly flowing forth from the highly creative and dynamic pen of Dick Cheney continues to swirl and course…

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Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (1/3)

Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (1/3)

10 June 2016 03:38 - by Wallace Runnymede

A confidential document by former dickwaver-in-chief, uh, dick waver in chief, uh, vice leader, uh, Vice President (as if!) Cheney has recently been uncovered to the world. Well, this one has pretty much rocked all of us here at Glossy News, going forward. Rocked us to the very marrow…

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Genetic history mapped: Trump full of Neanderthal DNA

Genetic history mapped: Trump full of Neanderthal DNA

07 June 2016 05:59 - by Jenny Corvette

Recently, scientists at the Howard Hughes Medical Institute at Harvard Medical School have analyzed DNA from prehistory, to discover large population shifts ranging from 45,000-7,000 years ago. Scientist David Reich concluded that these changes in prehistoric human populations directly correlate to the last Ice Age, which enabled prehistoric human migration to much of the northern […]

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4K Glossy News Podcast 046 (6-6-16)

4K Glossy News Podcast 046 (6-6-16)

05 June 2016 12:00 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with with another insane podcast. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are the topics covered in the the June 6th, 2016 edition. * The worst designed feature (or lack […]

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Donald Trump Generator Is as Infallible as Trump Himself

Donald Trump Generator Is as Infallible as Trump Himself

04 June 2016 05:59 - by Wallace Runnymede

Recently, leading scientists have invented a Donald Trump Generator that is 100% indistinguishable from the ‘real’ thing! See the follow excerpt, to see just how real the merely robotic, mindless and mind-numbing repetitive ramblings of this kitschy, cheap-ass imitation of the Trump can be:

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4K Glossy News Podcast 045 (5-30-16)

4K Glossy News Podcast 045 (5-30-16)

29 May 2016 01:18 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with with another awesome guest hostery by Justyn Confer. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are the topics covered in the the June 6th edition. * Special guest host […]

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Charismatic Leader Quiz: Who Said It? Hitler or Tony Blair? (Part 2)

Charismatic Leader Quiz: Who Said It? Hitler or Tony Blair? (Part 2)

28 May 2016 04:01 - by Wallace Runnymede

1 And just as [they] seek to divide humanity in hate, so we have to unify it around an idea. 2. When he decides, he divides. 3. In the life of nations, what in the last resort decides questions is a kind of Judgment Court of God. 4. If freedom is short of weapons, we […]

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