I am Not Unity, and I am Not Division

I am Not Unity, and I am Not Division

04 February 2017 05:00 - by One Tongue Johnny

The only thing to be afraid of is fear itself. Be good to the one person who needs your respect and gentleness more than any other person. A million friends and family cannot carry the burden that your one caressing hand can bring you. Many loves begin and end, but by cultivating your own narrow […]

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Fake News for Fake People: (3/3)

02 February 2017 05:03 - by Wallace Runnymede

This is KIND OF fake news, insofar as it hasn’t actually happened yet. Loudmouthed Boston characters to replace the previously shy & retiring NYC ones? C’mon, people! MAKE IT HAPPEN Here’s a salutary lesson for INTELLIGENT Twitter users… Or not so much, as the case may be. Death of a beautiful career? Not a fake […]

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Fake Memes for Fake People: (2/3)

02 February 2017 04:56 - by Wallace Runnymede

WTF? Did Orwell actually say this? Citrus surprise looking a little bitter Fake tan, fake opinions, fake Trump card Fake-o liberals and conservatives in Germany think book burning is more effective than winning the argument against fascism

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DNC Discovers Secret of Transformational Leadership

DNC Discovers Secret of Transformational Leadership

01 February 2017 03:40 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—A Democratic National Committee taskforce concluded its investigation into how Donald Trump has managed to be a transformational president. In 2008, Barack Obama campaigned as a “change” candidate, but progressive Democrats soon became disappointed with Obama’s centrist, neoliberal economic policies and with his continuation of George W. Bush’s militaristic response to terrorism, although […]

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Fake Memes for Fake People: (1/3)

01 February 2017 05:11 - by Wallace Runnymede

Whatever happens, Ensuite Johnny gonna Ensuite! Lookin’ pretty chill there, bro! Dave on his best behaviour for the New Year? Pigs will fly! 😉 There are those who demonize and stereotype autistic folks. But then, there are also those self-diagnosed autistic justice warriors who try to gild us. Hardly much of an improvement, is it? […]

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Real Fake News is Losing Credibility

Real Fake News is Losing Credibility

01 February 2017 05:00 - by Tom Skulldaney

Real Fake News (RFN) is the only non-partisan news source left. And its integrity is under sustained attack by the peddlers of illegitimate fake news. It’s being stomped on by those charlatans who declare themselves honest, rational and accurate. Abdul O’Shaunessy, one of the best known Real Fake News writers working today, emphasized this point by […]

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Republican Party Flip-Flop, Embrace ‘Sodomy’

Republican Party Flip-Flop, Embrace ‘Sodomy’

31 January 2017 09:33 - by Wallace Runnymede

Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. Ezekiel 16: 49

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Louis Armstrong & the What-About-Bop

Louis Armstrong & the What-About-Bop

31 January 2017 09:15 - by Dexter Sinistri

My favorite Louis Armstrong song has to be ‘The What-About-Bop!’ What about, oh yeah, what about! Everybody love dem what about! The neocons love it, the Islamists love it! Everyboy lovin’ dem what about! Hey baby, hey baby what you whataboutin’ ’bout, girl? Everybody lovin’ dem what about! GOP God Squad love it, Democrat Blame […]

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Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse

Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse

30 January 2017 05:02 - by Bobby D. Foster

In a groundbreaking pronouncement, the International Forum of Theoretical Physicists today stated that Donald Trump’s election confirmed the existence of the multiverse. At a press conference held at the National Academy of Sciences, Belinda Suarez, IFTP’s executive director, declared that our plane of existence is only one of an infinite number of universes with distinct […]

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Posted in Internets Tubes, Politics, Science2 Comments

Coalition of a Hundred Countries goes to War for Regime Change in the United States

Coalition of a Hundred Countries goes to War for Regime Change in the United States

29 January 2017 11:39 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: MOSCOW, Year Three After Trump—Three years into Trump’s presidency, a “new coalition of the willing,” of over a hundred countries led by Russia, China, and Europe declared war on Trump’s “rogue regime,” citing in a public statement: “the lunacy of allowing the American nuclear arsenal to be controlled by a manifestly insane and senile […]

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Sign on Trump’s Lapel Provides Running Tally of his Lies

Sign on Trump’s Lapel Provides Running Tally of his Lies

29 January 2017 08:15 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C. Year One After Trump—An anonymous member of President Trump’s staff fastened a digital sign to Trump’s lapel whenever Trump has been set to speak to the media, to stop reporters from having to flail about, guessing whether the president is lying. “It started because I got annoyed watching the TV news,” said […]

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Public Union Members Vote to Legalize Bribery

Public Union Members Vote to Legalize Bribery

29 January 2017 05:01 - by Tom Skulldaney

The current political climate has been difficult for public unions. And if the future can really be portended, then things do look a tad bleak. The unreasonable expectation of being held responsible for doing your job has caused morale to plummet. When you walk the halls of the EPA or the IRS or the BFD you can […]

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Trump Orders Obama’s Presidency be stricken from the Historical Record

Trump Orders Obama’s Presidency be stricken from the Historical Record

28 January 2017 03:14 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C. (Crazy Town)–President Trump signed an executive order, commanding that every sign be erased, that Barack Obama had been president. Trump ordered the military to destroy everything from stamps bearing Obama’s facial likeness, to news recordings of Obama’s speeches, to political cartoons about Obama. The President added that anyone caught saying that an […]

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The Weather Moaning Tradition

The Weather Moaning Tradition

27 January 2017 12:10 - by Dexter Sinistri

The new spate of chilly and foggy ongoing weather conditions has left the crossed-armed and annoyed Britons shaking their heads in disgust. No place has been spared, ranging from Cumbria through West Scotland, the South West, Wales, and even as far as other neighbouring locations. But at the same time, the prospect of getting the […]

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Making Law like Sausages

Making Law like Sausages

27 January 2017 05:00 - by Chris Vila

October 8th’s release of the “Billy Bush Tapes” couldn’t stop a Republican avalanche exactly one month later. The Republicans maintained their decided advantage in both the US House and Senate. Donald Trump snuck out an electoral college win and put #Pussygate in his rear view mirror. In January of 2009, Democrats had a similar configuration. […]

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How Bridges Are Really Made

How Bridges Are Really Made

26 January 2017 05:01 - by Brian K. White

Bridges Bridges span everything from troubled waters to Terabithia, and are a major important, but how they really made? WHERE DO BRIDGE? First, political leaders identify a place where bridges done need to be made. They do this by looking where folks go and how much water or revines there do is. From there, they […]

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