How to Create the Kitchen of Your Dreams

How to Create the Kitchen of Your Dreams

02 August 2017 05:41 - by Dexter Sinistri

Dreaming of a new kitchen? Looking for a perfect dining table? Do you know how to find the perfect furniture, which will serve for years? For most women (and sometimes men) a perfect kitchen is a beautiful kitchen. And what about quality? Can we sacrifice quality for beauty? Can good furniture combine both quality and […]

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Second-Grade Satirist Furious: 10 Whole Websites Steal His ‘Scaramucci Joke’

Second-Grade Satirist Furious: 10 Whole Websites Steal His ‘Scaramucci Joke’

01 August 2017 07:05 - by Wallace Runnymede

A certain low-grade satirist is upset that no fewer than ten edgy satire outlets have stolen his Scaramucci joke. Bigoted, disrespectful moron One Tongue Johnny wantonly abused his freedom of speech privileges by screaming:

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Strong Women May not be PC, but They are Very Real

Strong Women May not be PC, but They are Very Real

01 August 2017 07:01 - by One Tongue Johnny

Have you ever noticed there is a PC taboo (sometimes explicitly stated, sometimes more explicit) over the phrase ‘strong woman?’

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Prophet of Doom cheated out of his Due Respect

Prophet of Doom cheated out of his Due Respect

31 July 2017 11:04 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: Year 2032, somewhere in the former United States—After the collapse of Western civilization in 2031, followed by the ruination of the rest of the planet, a self-proclaimed former prophet of doom has been reminding the survivors that he told them so, but they’ve declined to favour him with praise for his foresight, on account […]

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What is Bitcoin And How Can You Claim Them at Online Casinos?

What is Bitcoin And How Can You Claim Them at Online Casinos?

31 July 2017 12:32 - by Dexter Sinistri

What is Bitcoin and how you can claim them at online casinos? Many players hailed the emergence of Bitcoin as a much anticipated option in the online gaming industry. Bitcoin offers players online anonymity and is a faster way of depositing and withdrawing money online as all transactions reflect instantly.

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Bookmarks From Hell — A List of Unsavory, Alarming and Downright Nasty Things Librarians Have Found In Library Books

Bookmarks From Hell — A List of Unsavory, Alarming and Downright Nasty Things Librarians Have Found In Library Books

30 July 2017 07:30 - by Roz Warren

A dead frog A used band-aid A squashed and leaking Ketchup packet.

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Commies Gonna Hang (Rand Paul’s Ode to Dead Dictators)

Commies Gonna Hang (Rand Paul’s Ode to Dead Dictators)

30 July 2017 07:15 - by Wallace Runnymede

Rand Paul has recently launched a liberty rock band, in order to spread the gospel of Aqua Buddha, and his message of peace, love, and human understanding. Here’s a sneak preview of their first song. Commies Gonna Hang Looked out over Moscow

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5 Dumb Gambling Mistakes that Smart People Make

5 Dumb Gambling Mistakes that Smart People Make

28 July 2017 03:19 - by Dexter Sinistri

Even professional gamblers can make stupid mistakes from time to time. These mistakes are mostly due to unnecessary confidence. However, as with any other business, when playing casino games, it is necessary to never distract attention and follow certain rules. Avoid making the following mistakes:

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Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump.

Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump.

27 July 2017 07:30 - by rfreed

Mensa, the international high intelligence group that only accepts people who pass a difficult IQ test, have in the age of Trump found a troubling enigma that has causes them to review their intelligence statuses. The present President-select has provided them with an problem in categorizing him that they had to labor to overcome. What […]

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Chapter 12: If You Love Me, Stay Woke! (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Chapter 12: If You Love Me, Stay Woke! (Honest Adolph Volume III)

27 July 2017 04:19 - by Wallace's Books

“No,” muttered Pastor Trilby. “Nothing else…. They searched the house so thoroughly.” K’Simah frowned and took the letter. “All those years; and all I get is this lousy piece of paper. Disgusting. Otis, you… you… you…”

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Male Sperm Counts Lower; Women Blamed

Male Sperm Counts Lower; Women Blamed

25 July 2017 02:13 - by NickFun

Researchers from Israel, The US, Denmark and Australia have reported that male sperm counts have declined 60% in the past 40 years and claim that women simply aren’t doing enough to give their man a good, hard stiffie.

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Beautiful Women Conceal their Hotness to attract Nice Guys

Beautiful Women Conceal their Hotness to attract Nice Guys

25 July 2017 06:05 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: NEW YORK—A growing number of beautiful single women curse their physical charms, fearing that worthy men aren’t attracted to them so much as intimidated and liable to defecate in their pants before even thinking of approaching them.

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Drugs Policy Interview: Donald Trump

Drugs Policy Interview: Donald Trump

25 July 2017 12:47 - by Wallace Runnymede

WALLACE: Hi Donald! I hear you wanted me to interview you. You must be on something. How’s all that ‘smash the MIC’ shit workin’ out for ya?

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Blair Bombshell: “Tories Ignored my Warning Not to Intervene in Libya”

Blair Bombshell: “Tories Ignored my Warning Not to Intervene in Libya”

24 July 2017 07:15 - by Wallace Runnymede

Former Prime Minister and most hated man in Britain Tony Blair has recently dropped a devastating bombshell that is sure to restore his flagging reputation beyond all measure.

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Northern Proverbs: Drug ‘Em Up Like a Raet Smack’ead

Northern Proverbs: Drug ‘Em Up Like a Raet Smack’ead

23 July 2017 11:29 - by Wallace Runnymede

Northern England has the best proverbs. Trust me. You’re gonna love ’em! All these wise sayings. Incredible! Crack before port, is a well good snort.

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If You Think Therapy is a Scam, You’re Absolutely Batshit Crazy

If You Think Therapy is a Scam, You’re Absolutely Batshit Crazy

22 July 2017 07:30 - by One Tongue Johnny

It’s really unsettling how there’s all this one-sided criticism of psychiatrists and therapy. OK, some people have had negative experiences, but there’s no one-size-fits-all approach. Some people like CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Therapy). Some find DBT (Dialectical Behavior Therapy) encouraging. Others stick with some form of psychoanalysis.

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