Untalented Richard Gere Wannabe Quits Pretentious Hollywood Advocacy Movie

Untalented Richard Gere Wannabe Quits Pretentious Hollywood Advocacy Movie

10 May 2017 05:01 - by Wallace Runnymede

Bill Maher recent welcomed the somewhat-far-from-non-unknown actor Waldo Williams to a heated debate. Williams was to serve as a leading character in a patronizing, sub-Richard Gere, thinly-veiled political advocacy movie from Hollywood, entitled: Spiritual Xinjiang: The Steppe Fox Howls. But after a few day of filming this sanctimonious puff-piece about this majority-Muslim area of the […]

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Excuses for Religious Fundamentalism Also Apply to the Soviet Union

Excuses for Religious Fundamentalism Also Apply to the Soviet Union

09 May 2017 05:03 - by One Tongue Johnny

Why do the pure evil bought-and-paid bourgeois MSM only give negative coverage about the Soviet Union? Communism is not monolithic. You’re all essentialists! Anyone who was a true Marxist wouldn’t hurt innocent people. You never get to hear any positive news; Zionism and capitalism are to blame.

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Glossy News Ebook Showcase 8: Wallace Runnymede’s ‘Honest Adolph: Volume I’

Glossy News Ebook Showcase 8: Wallace Runnymede’s ‘Honest Adolph: Volume I’

09 May 2017 05:02 - by Dexter Sinistri

In the near future, a battle of political wills stirs the hearts of many, as the presidential nomination contests begin. The warmongering Republican and Democratic establishment are expecting to sweep the board, and fortify the current neoconservative/liberal interventionist consensus.

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Glossy News Book Showcase 7: Chris Worfolk’s ‘Summer on the Horizon’

Glossy News Book Showcase 7: Chris Worfolk’s ‘Summer on the Horizon’

09 May 2017 05:00 - by Dexter Sinistri

Four hundred years in the future, humanity is struggling with the impact of climate change.

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Humanitarian Gas Chambers and Gulags

Humanitarian Gas Chambers and Gulags

08 May 2017 05:33 - by One Tongue Johnny

If you think warmongering is a left-wing or a right-wing thing, you are an utter moron. If you think peace is a left-wing or a right-wing thing, you are an irredeemable imbecile.

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Two More Glossy News Book Showcases Coming Up

Two More Glossy News Book Showcases Coming Up

08 May 2017 05:32 - by Editorials and Announcements

Tomorrow, we have two more Glossy News Book Showcases. First, Chris Worfolk’s Eco-Dystopia ‘Summer on the Horizon.’

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Refuting the ‘Empathy Libel’ of Autism: Too Little, Too Late?

Refuting the ‘Empathy Libel’ of Autism: Too Little, Too Late?

07 May 2017 04:02 - by One Tongue Johnny

Just look at this recent quote on autism: Our work is showing that in Asperger Syndrome it is primarily cognitive empathy that is impaired, whilst affective empathy is intact. Hm! Mildly encouraging, although no doubt too little, too late for those who were liquidated like rats in Auschwitz and Treblinka.

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We Can Justify Making Saudi Arabia Our Ally for the Same Reasons as Nazi Germany

We Can Justify Making Saudi Arabia Our Ally for the Same Reasons as Nazi Germany

07 May 2017 03:32 - by One Tongue Johnny

1. An alliance with Nazi Germany could have provided us with excellent anti-Soviet intel. 2. Economics-wise, Germany was hard to overlook. Plenty of rich carbon resources; in the short to medium term, a significant player in the world economy up to now.

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How Sausages are Really Made: Shocking

How Sausages are Really Made: Shocking

06 May 2017 05:18 - by Brian K. White

Brian K. White, this poor lil city-dwellin’ Seattle Washing ‘un type, has been sayin’ on the Youtube: Everyone loves sausage, but few of us know how it’s REALLY made. The answer is not merely shocking, but equal parts disgusting and delicious. FAKE NEWS! Sausages, now them yokes all git gonna be newwwwwtricious and auspicious! Before, […]

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Vikingophobia Should Not be Tolerated?

Vikingophobia Should Not be Tolerated?

05 May 2017 05:00 - by One Tongue Johnny

Thought experiment: A gang of radical Neo-Pagans have formed a new religion called ‘Sons of Thor,’ and this religion allows you to carry off virgins via ‘bridal theft,’ and make them your wives; and to loot and pillage churches, synagogues, mosques and gurudwaras. None of this is done out of hatred or malice; it’s just […]

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Choppers, Crack Peddlers and Neo-Nazis of the World Unite

Choppers, Crack Peddlers and Neo-Nazis of the World Unite

04 May 2017 07:21 - by One Tongue Johnny

What kind of diversity is our greatest strength? White supremacist Neo-Nazis? Trotskyites? Jehovah’s Witnesses?

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Pirate’s Dinner Adventure (Reviewed)

Pirate’s Dinner Adventure (Reviewed)

03 May 2017 06:15 - by Brian K. White

Pretty awesome dinner theater in Buena Park, California, just down the street from Disneyland. It’s got acrobatics, lovely maidens in distress, and pirates too! See more adventures at another site of Brian’s:  www.CaliforniaWithKids.com. By the way, the latter site actually has interviews with the pirates too! So as well as the video, here are a […]

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Liberals VS Social Justice Warriors: Burn Them Books, Bigot

Liberals VS Social Justice Warriors: Burn Them Books, Bigot

02 May 2017 05:02 - by One Tongue Johnny

LIBERAL: Anyone who is too scared to refute an inflammatory writer should get the hell out of the way and let more courageous people do it. SJW: STOP TRIGGERING ME! The free marketplace of ideas isn’t infallible. What if they actually win?! LIBERAL: Nobody ever said it was.

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GlossyNews May Podcast (The May-Day/Amsterdam Edition)

GlossyNews May Podcast (The May-Day/Amsterdam Edition)

02 May 2017 03:43 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back with a whole new bunch of crazy, fun stuff, this time from Amsterdam. Amsterdamn, or as they call it in New York, York, is a fun, crazy, exciting place. * What does a late-night informercial look like in Amsterdam? The answer may surprise you, or it may not… it’s pretty […]

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Lonely Single Man seeks someone just to Laugh at his Jokes

Lonely Single Man seeks someone just to Laugh at his Jokes

01 May 2017 04:14 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: OMAHA—A lonely Nebraskan man is wistful about the many years he’s spent with no life partner to marvel at his witty remarks. Douglas Cunningham, aged 53, is single and has lived alone in a small apartment in Omaha for decades. In all that time, he attests to having made countless amusing gibes while watching […]

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Just a Quick Reminder to Keep the Faith on Satire

Just a Quick Reminder to Keep the Faith on Satire

01 May 2017 05:02 - by One Tongue Johnny

This is Stephane Charbonnier, or ‘Charb,’ from Charlie Hebdo. He was murdered not long ago.

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