Pro-Plague Demonstrations Continue in Michigan
LANSING, Mich. – Scores of armed protestors swarmed the Michigan state capitol building, demanding to be let out of the suggested, but ultimately voluntary, stay-at-home order the governor issued last month to slow the spread of the coronavirus. Ignoring social…
Trump Claims NYT Op-Eds Unfair
Washington, DC (NYT) A frustrated President Trump apparently unloaded on his advisors that the “Failing” New York Times recent publication of quite erudite Op-Eds by Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders is not fair. He was heard to lament, “my speciality…
Mutharika Makes Statement On Vampires
As the world becomes a smaller place thanks to digital technology, it’s becoming easier than ever to pass ideas from one culture to another. Digital streaming means that we can view films that were made in other countries and in…
The Un-Conventional Fiddler’s Convention
I pick up my friend Scott. I’ve known Scott since 1983. I met him at the frat house where my high school friends and I hung around and partied. During one of the parties my parents thought I was attending…
TRUMP NEWS CONFERENCE IN THE NEAR FUTURE
Good afternoon, vile, evil, smelly, ugly, evil, evil members of the third-rate reporters who should kill themselves in a disgusting horrible – the pussies should throw acid in their faces. Let’s forget the virus for now. So, so depressing although…
Trumpisms and Virusisms 8.0
226 Suggestion — Instead of calling coronavirus the “Chinese virus,” let’s call it the “Trump virus” or “Donny’s hoax.” 227 How to enforce social distancing — add to the nation’s water supply a chemical that induces mild autism so we…
Benefits and Techniques Used in Online Proctoring!!
The trends in every sector are shifting and taking the help of the internet to create more easiness. The technological environment is changing rapidly and providing all of us with the new advancements and improvements in the existing technologies every…
Social Media Conspiracy Theories about Covid-19
A Complete List: From the Left, Right and In-Between Lean to the Left The Alt-right manufactured and spread Covid-19 so that Donald Trump could close the borders, interrupt primaries, and, ultimately, declare martial law to halt the November election indefinitely….
Beast Mode Now Slated to Speak Virtually to Princeton Grads: List of Other Celeb Grad Speeches Online
When Princeton announced Marshawn Lynch of Beast Mode fame would speak to grads, other schools scrambled to attract headline-makers. Since, all education’s virtual at this point because of Covid-19 protocols, these speeches will be online to grads. This will give…
An Ode To Bon Jovi and His Song About Corona
I am so glad there is this pandemic, it stops your rock and roll gimmick. So you have to give up the musical schlock that you try to mimic. Thank God for the huge lock-down, it shuts all your amplifiers…