Cutler Under Fire: Post Game Tweet about Aaron Rodgers over the line?
Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears is under fire again, but this time for more than just his turnovers. After losing to Green Bay Sunday night the embattled QB tweeted, “Aaron hasn’t spanked anyone that hard since his gay roommate…
U.S. Deploys 120,000 Boots to Iraq and Syria
WASHINGTON—Tuesday morning, President Obama announced the immediate deployment of American boots in response to the continuing threat of ISIS in Iraq and Syria. This is in spite of the president’s recent assurance that there will be “no boots on the…
5 Lists and Articles People Totally Need to Stop Sharing
You, stop right there! Don’t click another “share” button until you’ve read this article. Facebook has become a place to post all your passive aggressive, secretly racist, and propaganda articles far too long. Take a hint, everyone is tired of…
Republicans Have Saul-like Epiphany Day After Winning Mid-term Elections
The day after winning a vital mid-term election that would give them a much stronger control of the U.S. Government, the Republican Party has apparently experienced an epiphany on the majesty of that which affected Saul on his Biblical quest…
GlossyNews Exclusive: Meghan Trainor Announces Remix … All About Lance Bass
Nantucket, Massachusetts – Just as she has done since age 11, Meghan Trainor has written and recorded a remix from her personal computer focusing on a new subject that she claims “will make boys and girls melt like warm garlic…
Exclusive: Hidden Cameras Capture Truth Inside Twinkies [Video]
Sure, they may taste like banana rainbows and unicorn “stuff” when they’re finished, but what goes into a pastry as yellow and creamy as a Twinkie may make you yellow and squeamish. We sent an undercover investigator in the depthy…
Washington-area Birdwatchers Spot Migrating Species
It’s late fall and a sure sign of the season is the movement of various migratory birds in Washington and elsewhere. Recent sightings include: The African American Obama Perhaps because of its name, the African American obama is often mistakenly…
Scandal: Many Republicans Found To Be Hooked On Koch
A shocking report has reached news desks throughout the country that many Republicans, especially those in great positions of responsibility, are hooked on Koch. Koch, which first made it appearance in the 40’s, has become more virulent in recent years….
It Turns Out That Everything Is Obama’s Fault
It seems as if Barack Obama is getting blamed for everything. The Republicans are blaming him for every foreign hotspot including Iraq, Ukraine and Israel. Every domestic problem also seems to be the President’s doing, so much so that the…
Obama No Longer First US Black President
Obama is no longer the first black president as he turned albino white today during his latest CIA briefing. Apparently the ‘men in black’ have been hiding some of the more disturbing secrets of the nation from the man who…