Author: Jay Griggs
Papa Johns Pizza Loses Big as Arizona Cardinals Continue to Win
National pizza chain Papa Johns has posted a massive 1st quarter loss that is expected to hurt year end business results. This is all in part to the deal the pizza chain has in cities with NFL teams. Whenever a…
5 Lists and Articles People Totally Need to Stop Sharing
You, stop right there! Don’t click another “share” button until you’ve read this article. Facebook has become a place to post all your passive aggressive, secretly racist, and propaganda articles far too long. Take a hint, everyone is tired of…
World Disappointed Apocalypse Didn’t Come December 2012
It is hard to believe that is has been almost a year since the world ended December 21, 2012. There are plenty of memories we would all like scrubbed from our brains over the past year. Here are just a…
Rich Convicts Seek Out From Prison as “Affluenza” Catches On
Keller, TX – Mockery of the justice system spread across the country today as a Texas judge sentenced Ethan Couch to 10 years probation for the murder of 4 people while driving drunk in June 2013. Ethan, 16 at the…
Kris Kringle Appointed Head of NSA
Phoenix, AZ- He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake. Now he hears who you are talking to so be good for goodness sake. The “Jolly Old Man,” otherwise known as Kris Kringle has been appointed to…
Dozens Trampled Over Obamacare Holiday Sale
In what is already being called the worst accident since Walmart’s Black ThurFriday Sale, dozens of people were trampled when crowds broke through library barriers trying to take advantage of Obama’s “Buy One Get One Free” holiday health care plan…
America’s Toughest Sheriff to Serve Border Duty in Syria
As violence continues to escalate in the Middle East, millions of refugees have been sent packing to neighboring countries. Many with no other choice but to illegally cross borders. Not one to take illegal border crossings lightly, self-billed “America’s Toughest…
Obama to cut education funding in “polarizing” move
In a highly polarizing move, President Obama announced he is using his executive powers to cut federal education funding by 50% in order to install polarized windows in the White House. When reached for comment, President Obama said: “In order…