GlossyNews Exclusive: Meghan Trainor Announces Remix … All About Lance Bass

Nantucket, Massachusetts – Just as she has done since age 11, Meghan Trainor has written and recorded a remix from her personal computer focusing on a new subject that she claims “will make boys and girls melt like warm garlic butter.”

The song utilizes the same rhythm and beat as her most popular song, All About That Bass, except that the new version features her favorite boy-band singer, NSYNC’S Lance Bass.

“We are excited that Meghan has decided to release this remix and we look forward to the song increasing her fan base as well as her downloads,” said Trainor’s Agent, Deb Mosell of the Creative Artists Agency in Los Angeles, California.

“Just like her original hit, we expect the Lance Bass number to really take off!” Mosell added, while processing a pile of Meghan Trainor CDs through her industrial paper shredder.

Here on GlossyNews, we are revealing a section of the unreleased, earth-shattering lyrics before they are made public, which is scheduled for Monday, November 10th on MTV, VH1 and radio stations across the country.

Because you know I’m all about Lance Bass,

‘Bout Lance Bass, no Timby
I’m all ’bout Lance Bass, ’bout Lance Bass, no Timby
I’m all ’bout Lance Bass, ’bout Lance Bass, no Timby
I’m all ’bout Lance Bass, ’bout Lance Bass

I’m sending Backstreet back,
Those pussies don’t know how to act,
Cause every pinch that I give you, Makes you run back to your old hoes,
Yeah, my momma she told me don’t worry about his eyes,
She says you want more spiky hair and a high-pitch voice to hold you tight,
You know I’m not into no JT, JC, Kirkpatrick or Joey Fat,

So if that’s what you’re N’Stinking then go ahead and move aside

Because you know I’m all about Lance Bass,
‘Bout Lance Bass, no Timby
I’m all ’bout Lance Bass, ’bout Lance Bass, no Timby
I’m all ’bout Lance Bass, ’bout Lance Bass, no Timby
I’m all ’bout Lance Bass, ’bout Lance Bass

“Timby” of course refers to Justin Timberlake, arguably the most successful member of NSYNC, but who does not have the hair Meghan Trainor desires, which is more spiky in nature per her new lyrics.

Radio stations across the country look forward to repeatedly playing the new remix, with more than 900 of the nation’s 1,500 fulltime radio stations agreeing to play the song exclusively on repeat this Monday, November 10th.

President Obama even made a national announcement earlier today that Monday, November 10th shall be declared a national holiday to celebrate the female singer’s new song and rise to fame and has appropriately named it Meghan Trainor Day.

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10 thoughts on “GlossyNews Exclusive: Meghan Trainor Announces Remix … All About Lance Bass

  1. When lance bass looks in my eyes i feel all warm and garlic buttery inside. Having said that i must admit i do love me some joey fatone too. Thats just yhe pumpernickle in me

  2. I watched the video. Would love to see a video about Lance where she just rips every boy band that ever lived apart. That one was like mild salsa

  3. That video will be greater than the one Melanie Griffith and I made of our first Olive Garden experience. Ah, the butter was extra garlicky that night

  4. If you want to see a video that is a real hoot Google- It’s All About the Base, No Rebels which is a Star Wars spoof of the same song.

  5. As mr lance bass former lover, i must say how proud of him i am. His love filled my heart just as much as a breadstick filled my stomach. To know others love him as much as i do makes me proud. In addition to the lance bass day there will also be a parade and a breadstick dipping contest. Sorry timby but you are not allowed.

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