Entire Glossy News Team Arrested On False Prostitution Charges (1)
The End of The Truth? Glossynews, as you all no doubt agree (merely because WE say so; reason enough, right?!), is the single most… sorry, the SINGLE AND SOLE respected media outlet in the world. Well, in a world filled…
Papa Johns Pizza Loses Big as Arizona Cardinals Continue to Win
National pizza chain Papa Johns has posted a massive 1st quarter loss that is expected to hurt year end business results. This is all in part to the deal the pizza chain has in cities with NFL teams. Whenever a…
“Yucky World” w/Dick and Janey: Pagan wants to secularize public schools
Announcer: A high school in Colorado recently banned religious speech during an “Open Time” period also known as Seminar. Previously, Jackson High School of Mill Creek, Washington, with the support of the federal courts, banned the playing of an instrumental…
Scoop: Glossy News Is The First With A Photo Of The New Star Trek Series And Its Stars
A leak in the security of the new Star Trek series has provided Glossy with a peek at the highly anticipated show. As you can see the players will be wearing an all new design of Star Fleet uniforms and,…
Time To Retire Grumpy Old Senators
Everybody seems to be blaming the current do-nothing state of Congress on the fractious squabbling between different ideological factions, particularly those of the Republican persuasion. But maybe it’s not ideology at all; maybe it’s just that we have too many…
Obama Apologizes For Post-election Hubris
Barack Obama has reportedly done a complete about face. Having encountered widespread criticism for the tough stance he took in his post-electoral press conference, the President has decided to take a more conciliatory approach with his Republican opponents. “I’m really…
42 Reasons Why Scientology is Literally The Absolute Truth (2)
Yesterday, we ran Part One of this story. Today we conclude with the aptly named “Part Two”. These articles as to why Scientology is right and true could as easily span a hundred articles or whole book of copyright protected…
42 Reasons Why Scientology is Literally The Absolute Truth (1)
You’ve probably noticed: haters always criticize Scientology. Well, I’m going to educate all you curious and ripe-for-the-picking folks out there on why the doubters are wrong as Hell. Admittedly, some conspicuously pretentious sophists will say that the reasons given…
Tailor Swift Not Bothered By Singer With Similar Name
Wyomissing, Pennsylvania – Professional Tailor, Bill Swift, Owner and Operator of Tailor Swift’s House of Threds, has been an expert at altering clothing since his shop first opened in June of 1979 on the corner of Reading Boulevard and Clayton…
How Is An American Treated When He Tries To Get a Job in Mexico?
Much ado is made of the treatment of Latin Americans coming across our borders looking for illegal work. But what happens when an American goes to Mexico to get a job. Roses are not exactly strewn across his path either….