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Papa Johns Pizza Loses Big as Arizona Cardinals Continue to Win

Papa Johns Pizza Loses Big as Arizona Cardinals Continue to Win

National pizza chain Papa Johns has posted a massive 1st quarter loss that is expected to hurt year end business results.

This is all in part to the deal the pizza chain has in cities with NFL teams.

Whenever a home team wins, Papa Johns offers 50% off of all orders.

As the Arizona Cardinals continue to win-win-win, Papa Johns is losing money quicker than a gambling addict in a casino.

Company representatives stated that this deal usually helps promote business because normally teams aren’t this good and customers keep coming back. But in this case, they may have to close down some locations because of the Cardinals success.

The Arizona Cardinals continue on their white hot season after beating the Detroit Lions, 14-6 at home and improve their record to 9-1.

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2 Responses to “Papa Johns Pizza Loses Big as Arizona Cardinals Continue to Win”

  1. Robert MacEwan says:

    fuck papajohns

  2. Scott says:

    Really? Q1 loss, reported in November? Stick to your day job Jay Griggs, reporting isn’t your strong suit.

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