(The) News (Really) Bytes – March
57 Republican Senators send a letter to the Iranian government stating that all of Obama’s efforts to create a truce between them and us is in vain because when they get back in power they will make them great, horrible…
Discovery Channel Commits DMCA Fraud (seriously)
Discovery Channel is at it again. This time they’ve targeted two of our videos and taken them down. This is the fourth time they or one of their affiliates have targeted our video “How Hot Dogs are REALLY Made” and…
Justifiable Justice – Making the Punishment Ergonomic with the Crime
Punishments for crime have become rote in our modern society. A person can murder any number of people and still be allowed to live his life out even though he is less that worthless to the society which allows him…
KKK Tell us What Real Rap is All About
Previous version published on The Spoof, entitled: “KKK: Underground Rap A-OK, but ONLY Underground Rap.” Well hey, some classics just bear repeating. You can’t seriously tell me my remixes are inferior to those of, say, Axwell and all those dudes….
Skier Gets Tongue Stuck on Ice Cube
Los Angeles, California – Hundreds of skiers, snowboarders and snow tubers celebrated the grand opening of Mount Thang, located in the eastern side of the city this past weekend. In addition to celebrating Los Angeles’ first snow sighting since a…
Sexual Identity Cr-ISIS
Mosul, Iraq—This week, rebel fighter under the banner of ISIS, began destroyed over 100,000 volumes of rare, historic books. A month prior, ISIS fighters raided the University of Mosul’s library and burned hundreds of books of cultural significance. Why the…
A Message From The Upper 1% To You Remaining 99% Lesserlings
Greetings, We, the 1% of this nation and others in this world that truly control what goes on inside our societies have taken the time to write to you little people who make up the other 99% of the citizenry….
Netan-YAHOO’s Speaks Before The American Congress
The President of Israel, Netan-YAHOO, has given his talk today at the American Congress. His coming to America has been a bone of contention between the Republicans and Democrats (what else is new?) as Netan-YAHOO was not invited by President…
Chamberlain’s Army (Parody of “Oliver’s Army”)
Disclaimer: I have tried to write an alternative to Elvis Costello’s “Oliver’s Army,” under parody and fair use, as a tribute to Costello’s song. As someone from Northern Ireland, my reading of the original song is that in in times…
You Heard it Here First: Clinton Finally Admits Lying
In a gently-conducted interview (surprisingly gentle!) on his home turf of MSNBC, Bill Clinton has actually admitted telling a lie. Huh? Ya what? Yes, this is pretty much unprecedented in American history. See the following astonishing words from Clinton: I…