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Steele Sends Nancy Pelosi to the Back of the Bus
WASHINGTON DC (GlossyNews) — Chairman Steele invited Republicans to “Get on the Bus” on Friday. The RNC Chairman Michael Steele has, with his Fire Nancy Pelosi Bus Tour, removed the House Speaker from under the bus to sitting inside his…
Pelosi Debunks “Free Healthcare for Pets” by Affirming It
Botox Village, CA (GlossyNews) — On the campaign trail with Norbert B. Snortwhistle. Speaking to a group of her firmest supporters, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi vowed Democrats will introduce sweeping legislation guaranteeing free health care for all pets. While this…
Pelosi’s Secret Agenda Revealed
“…We will go through the gate. If the gate is closed, we will go over the fence. If the fence is too high, we will pole vault in. If that doesn’t work, we will parachute in.” – Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House
CIA Tape Shocker: Pelosi in Bed with Reid, Murtha
Washington — In an escalation of the conflict between the Central Intelligence Agency and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, a CIA source has provided the New York Times a tape of what he maintains is a July 2007 meeting attended by…
More Presidential Campaign Announcements Tweeted from The Donald: Today and the Next 50 Years
Presidential Election Announcements as the Great Awakening Plays Out (President / VicePresident)2024: Donald Trump / Ivanka Trump2028: *Ivanka Trump / Donnie Trump, Jr.2032: *Ivanka Trump /Jared Kushner2036: *Jared Kushner/ Tiffany Trump2040: Kim Guilfoyle / Eric Trump2044: Barron Trump / Donald…
Lindsey Graham Indicted for Murder Conspiracy by Moscow Grand Jury
Moscow (TASS). In a shocking announcement, the Constitutional Court of Russia has handed down conspiracy to commit murder indictments against Senator Lindsey (“I am not defective”) Graham (R-SC) and co-conspirator Lev Parnas. The charges include threatening bodily harm…“The only way…
The Temporary Battle of Gettysburg Ball Room Memorial for MAGA WARRIOR DEAD (Ashli Babbit)
FOUR YEARS I scored when I decsencended the Gold Escalator. Right? I came down the Golden Dscalator. Very historticl. When was it? What year did it happen? Jared? He’s not getting enough sleep. Melania – how would she know? 2015! She was…
ZANY UPSIDEDOWN WORLD of Margorie Taylor Greene
MTG here! MTG. You want me to spell it out for ya? Has the DEEP STATE shredded your brains? You BETTER know who I am! Oh, c’mon! I worked so long and hard for you and all the Don’t FUCK…
Satan Buys Pardon from Trump for $8bn
In a ‘not very surprising’ move it was revealed today that outgoing president and all-round shithouse Donald Trump has agreed to issue the devil with a presidential pardon. The full and complete pardon will be rushed through ahead of Trump’s…
CROSS X WORDS
PUZZLED BY THE CROSS WORDS IN THE RUN-UP TO NOVEMBER’S ELECTION? Leftist Anarchist? MAGA Deplorable? Patriot? Progressive? America-Hater? Racist, Sexist Pig? RED OR BLUE — Just for YOU: Catch a Clue DOWN Red 1. Every Covid-19 one slowed economy POTUS had…