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Druids and Pagans Curiously Favourable Towards Islamic State / ISIS
Hamish Leonardo Kraftwerker Magee, Chief Druid of Dumfries, (previously known as Third Baron Trevelyan Montague of High Wycombe), has narrowly escaped being sent to Guantanamo Bay on the grounds of being a jihadist militant.
ISIS, ISIS Baby! Is the Caliphate Ready for Yet Another Vanilla Ice Parody?
Yo, brother, let’s stone it! ISIS ISIS baby ISIS ISIS baby
Exciting New Marketing Slogans for ISIS
The Islamic State has been pretty much wiped out. So, they need a bit of fresh marketing expertise. That’s where you and me come in!
ISIS Get Top 100% Approval Rating from NRA Gun Lobby
ISIS and the NRA. One are a radical gang of gun-toting ideological extremists, the other are a corrupt alliance of dangerous idiots who owe their existence purely to the corruption, greed and stupidity of the Washington establishment.
Trilogy of NRA Stories to Follow: ISIS, North Korea and Kansas
Monday 16 October to Wednesday 18 October sees a trilogy of funny National Rifle Association stories! The first one, to follow in just ten minutes, is about the NRA’s recent decision to award a top approval rating of 100% to…
Global Fertility Crisis: Pastor Pat Robinson Warns His Sperm Count Has Dropped to Unprecedented Levels
Pat Robinson has warned that Western civilization is in mortal peril, because of declining sperm counts. Scientists recently sounded the alarm on this issue; but reluctant to lie idly on the sidelines of any contentious debate, Pastor Pat has also…
Labour MP Naz Shah Tells Yazidi ISIS Victims to ‘Shut Up’
After recently retweeting a comment saying Rotherham rape victims should shut up for the good of diversity, prominent George Galloway critic and moderate socialist intellectual Naz Shah has ended up in even bigger trouble. A satirical Twitter account, parodying prominent…
Jeremy Corbyn Denounces ‘Islamophobic Stereotypes’ Surrounding ISIS ‘Rapists’
Fresh from throwing Sarah Champion under the off-peak Trot Train after her article about predominantly Pakistani Muslim grooming gangs, Jeremy Corbyn has continued his heroic crusade against Islamophobia… By challenging ignorant right-wing neoliberal mainstream establishment stereotypes about the Islamic State.
Robin Thicke Creepalike Does New “Blurred Lines” Parody for ISIS
Flashy man-crush-mongering pop legend Robin Thicke now has a new unofficial/unapproved Syrian body double, whose parody cover of Robin Thicke has proven mildly irritating to ISIS.
Disillusioned European ISIS Recruits Post List of Demands: Doesn’t End Well
European ISIS recruits have experienced a bit of a culture shock recently. Jolly jihadis all over Europe have had difficulty acclimatizing to the rather austere conditions; so a recent list of grievances has been sent to the currently headless leadership…