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Trilogy of NRA Stories to Follow: ISIS, North Korea and Kansas

Trilogy of NRA Stories to Follow: ISIS, North Korea and Kansas

Monday 16 October to Wednesday 18 October sees a trilogy of funny National Rifle Association stories!

The first one, to follow in just ten minutes, is about the NRA’s recent decision to award a top approval rating of 100% to the Islamic State / Daesh.

Then, on Tuesday, we find out about the NRA’s inflammatory new campaign against nuclear disarmament. Apparently, if you believe the Second Amendment should be taken seriously, you have to go all the way…

With no half measures!

Finally, on Wednesday, the President Kim Jong Un of North Korea (Rocket Man) praises the NRA for its patriotic commitment to grassroots struggle, and its steadfast opposition to the corrupt and decadent Washington establishment.

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