ISIS, ISIS Baby! Is the Caliphate Ready for Yet Another Vanilla Ice Parody?

Yo, brother, let’s stone it!

ISIS ISIS baby
ISIS ISIS baby

All right stop
All them Jews and Christians
Destroying my country with capitalism
Gotta blow holes in them pesky Shi’ites
Yazidis were happy but my flag choke out all the daylight

When we gonna next chop?
Bitch, I don’t know!
Go and get stoned like another damn ho
Our faith is extreme, we blow up idols like vandals
Throw gays off of roofs and make atheists a candle

Yeah Allah!
Now where I put my shrooms
I’m chopping kaffir’s heads off like an avalanche o’ wounds
Dead to me, we got a hate symphony
For the traitors who watch Pornhub, or drink coffee!

Love it or hate it
My brothers gain weight
We got ten fresh kidneys
On our haram meat plate

A final solution?
Ya Allah, gonna solve it
Better not get spooked when the CIA calls it

ISIS ISIS baby Ya Allah
ISIS ISIS baby Ya Allah
ISIS ISIS baby Ya Allah
ISIS ISIS baby Ya Allah

You may think our costumes look frumpy
But the best of our boys are really crunchy
Bomb, bomb Iran, like a halal Reagan
And countries where the kafr hos love eating bacon
And if you ever see that scary cross symbol
My boys get crazy, drop a bomb like Trimble

Beijing to Beirut, Rangoon to Raqqah
ISIS playin’ cool cos me a big high-jacka
The flag is black but the Crescent is green
Ain’t a single Star of David in the Levantine
Pass me the dope tip, chop all the dealers

A final solution?
Ya Allah, gonna solve it
Better not get spooked when the CIA calls it

See also:

Rucka Rucka Ali

Dirty Phatty

Image attribution:

By Dave Kleinschmidt from Williamstown, MA (Is this real? Cropped from original image.) [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Author: Wallace Runnymede

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