The Islamic State has been pretty much wiped out.
So, they need a bit of fresh marketing expertise.
That’s where you and me come in!
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Islam: The Religion of Pieces. Coming to a Cinema Near You Anytime Soon!
We Love Death More than We Love Life. But We Love Free Stuff More!
Islamic State: Because Risking Hellfire is Worth It!
Go and Shake in Raqqah, and Put the Calendar Back! Ooo, We Gonna Shake Ya Like Stone-Age Iraq!
Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uhhhhhh! I’m Chopping it!
When An Axe Comes Overhead Drop it Like It’s Hot! Drop it Likes it’s Hot! Drop it Like it’s Hot!