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ISIS SNOWFLAKES ❄️❄️❄️ NO-PLATFORM Mark Zuckerberg & Facebook!!!!!
ISIS 2.0, better than you’ve ever tasted before, recently got a boost from some prominent pre-millennial evangelical apocalypse watchers. But despite these ringing endorsements from America’s top theological enterpreneurs, the self-proclaimed Union of Jihadist Soviet Republics has now faced its…
“A NEW CYRUS!” Franklin Graham & Top Televangelists Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph
The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely to remembered for a long time as a flamboyant and highly controversial figure who is widely known for his alternative music (grand) wizardry and…
The Enduring Mystery of May… At a Time of National Crisis, Why Choose a WEAK LEADER?!?!?!
As Spaffer Johnson continue to reel and giddy-up in his inimitably flamboyant manner, I still wonder sometimes if May was set up. Hard to prove it either way. Still, it’s almost as if the boy’s club might have come to…
DANGER! MONEY! SEX! US Government Agency Has Immediate Need For An ISIS INFORMANT!
DANGER! MONEY! SEX! US Government Agency Has Immediate Need For An ISIS INFORMANT! No Experience Necessary! Will Train! Qualifications: Rudimentary knowledge of Islam. Former prison snitches highly desirable. Must have survived numerous attempts on life. Can endure countless hours of…
SAD! ISIS Caliph Wakes up in Hell with 72 Incels… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Crazy cat bachelor and flamboyant Glastonbury fashionista Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has ended with a little spot of bother after splitting hell wide open in Episode II of ‘Quite Possibly Purely FAKE and Imaginary American Terrorist Assassinations.’ GUESS WHAT HAPPENED…
The 10 Commandments As Rewritten by ISIS.
What might be surprising to many is that the Muslim religion actually considers the Bible to be a Holy book and a source of prophecy. However, the more extreme elements of Mohammedanism have rewritten certain famous aspects of the Old…
HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey
Well-beloved Brasenose Brexit bothererer and flamboyant career politician David Cameron has inadvertently sparked an epic diplomatic kerfuffle. Last night, he was arrested in Turkey. The good news, however, is he is now safely out of Turkey. He was, however, wholly…
UNBELIEVABLE! ICC Softies Won’t Prosecute ISIS Caliph Cos ‘It Would Make His Cat Sad!’ WTF!
After the recent much-heralded capture of the ISIS caliph, the International Criminal Court has made yet another explicably biased ruling. The leader of the Islamic State is not eligible for prosecution in a war crimes tribunal, as this would inevitably…
Loony Marxist Creep Jeremy Corbyn Warns: “Unregulated Media More Dangerous than ISIS!”
The UK media landscape will never be the same again, as a beloved figure threatens to treat global fake news MSM corporations very harshly… As they pose a greater threat even than ISIS.
After Demise of Islamic State, Merkel to Invoke Harsh Laws Against Critics of the ISIS Caliph
After prosecuting millions of ‘innocent’ Germans for insulting Donald Trump, strong leader and critic of lying news media distortions Angela Merkel has decided to punish ‘disrespectful’ critics of the ISIS Caliph.