Ozzy Osborne’s Scandalous Public Toilet Incident
Birmingham’s most famous son, Ozzy Osbourne of Black Sabbath, has recently got caught with his pants down in a Birmingham public toilet. Fans of George Michael will be relieved, however, to learn that all is not what it seems!
Not Funny: Another Tasteless Joke About Syria (It Doesn’t Taste of Bitter Orange Though)
What’s the difference between moderate Syrian choppers and an impotent autocrat?
Ever Notice How Evil “Revenge of the Nerds” was?
I mean, it was really, really ugly. There was abuse, rampant phobias, and a lot of really ugly situations. Luckily we can break it down in under 4-minutes, and with a vengeance. Please to enjoy and make your voice heard…
Don’t Ever Ever Use GoDaddy… They Do Some good, But Mostly Fraud?
Ages ago I helped a friend make a website. Today I got a renewal notification. Apparently I’ve been paying for his site for years without noticing it. I called to shut it down, and they told me tough luck. Nope,…
Richard Dawkins to Open a Sustainable Fish and Chip Shop
OXFORD, ENGLAND – Richard Dawkins, professor emeritus and former chair of public understanding of science at Oxford University has announced plans to open a new fish and chip shop that aims to serve up a sustainable catch. Professor Dawkins explained: Cod…
Justin Bieber to Replace AC/DC’s Phil Rudd
AC/DC’s Phil Rudd is currently under house arrest for drug related criminal incidents. But it seems unlikely his fellow moshers will be keeping a seat warm for him. Justin Bieber’s stellar solo career is about to come to an end!…
The Best Way to Eat for Cheap in Your Hotel
How to get the best value out of your hotels. You can get SO MUCH cheap stuff right in your room you wouldn’t even believe. Cheap and healthy food is just the beginning, now imagine we show you how to…
Sneak Peek of the Hillbilly Documentary Series (Exclusive)
WEB EXTRA — for our upcoming feature film “How Bobby Joe Really Do,” or whatever it ends up being titled. Bobby Joe explains where he’s from and why he’s got such a crazy accent! More at www.facebook.com/BobbyJoeTheMovie and www.reddit.com/r/BobbyJoe.
Hotheads’ Violence Caused by Hot Climates, Study Finds
Dateline: GREENLAND—A sociobiological study from Bigwig University in Ittoqqortoormiit, Greenland shows that the areas around the world with the hottest temperatures tend to be inhabited by more aggressive, bellicose peoples, or “hotheads,” as the study calls them, while colder zones…
Amsterdam Infomercials on TV at Night are Just… Wow
Returned from my Amsterdam trip last week and oh boy the things I learned. Apparently in the US, unbridled violence is just fine, while the vaguest hints of breasts are completely unacceptable. It’s a pretty weird dichotomy, but apparently, this…