7 Ways to Make College Work Again
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Those with sharp eyes will notice Brian didn’t say ‘Make College Great Again,’ but ‘Make College Work Again.’ Just thought I’d point that out, because everyone is accused of being pro-Trump or pro-Hillary, or even a Bernie…
United Airlines Brings Back Its Friendly Skies
Lately, United Airlines’ longstanding motto, Fly the Friendly Skies, has taken a serious tumble. On a recent flight four passengers were told they had to disembark to make room for airline personnel.
The Poetry Of Sarah Palin
I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrow Into the air It came down And pegged a hare. My rifle I shot so straight and true And brought me down a caribou. Moose when they see my trail they quake…
SJWs Embrace Diversity with their Customary Consistency
SJWs BE LIKE Diversity is not up for debate! ALL MEANS ALL! I’m 100% in favour of diversity, no exceptions! …
Poetry About, and Poetry By
Tomorrow, we’ve got a great treat for you! Stalwart Glossy News contributor rfreed has some Sarah Palin poems. Have you ever thought about writing in the persona of someone else? For satire, it’s one thing to write poems about someone….
Exclusive Tour Inside a B-17 Bomber
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Those interested in military history will find this fascinating. Not many people reading will have found themselves behind the controls of a B-17 bomber. Perhaps a few have. Do you have any memories? Was it a museum…
Madonna & Lady Gaga’s New Cult is Too Much, Even for Progressives
Madonna and Lady Gaga, frustrated at Pope Francis’ apparent failure to make headway against conservative cardinals, have decided to form their own Church, in order to restore the true authentic meaning of Catholicism. The One True Catholic Church of the…
From Blair Effect to Cameron? How Long Before Dave Starts Making Helpful Public ‘Interventions?’
One of the most hilarious things on Twitter is the apparently non-satirical interventions Tony Blair makes in public life. But it turns out brave Dave hasn’t exactly retired to have a wank in his yacht either!
Boys Beware – Actual anti-LGBT propaganda from 1961
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Brian has done a good public service by digging up this downright creepy moral panic video from 1961. This video is wrong on so many levels: conflating “homosexuality” with underage sex, medicalizing same-sex attraction, unnecessary fearmongering… Ridiculous.
Tony Blair Book Dilemma
It’s really hard to know what section of the bookstore the Tony Blair autobiography belongs to. Should we put it in: The fiction section? No, I guess that would be giving him a little too much credit! True crime?