It’s really hard to know what section of the bookstore the Tony Blair autobiography belongs to.
Should we put it in:
The fiction section?
No, I guess that would be giving him a little too much credit!
Definitely not, although just good ol’ ‘crime fiction’ will probably do him rightly!
Don’t think so, somehow!
I don’t think all those Iraqi kids are laughing now!
Complete with a rather graphic leer on the front cover?
I always told you the WMDs were not material weapons, but purely telepathic, and for the purposes of spiritual warfare only!
Hm. I guess we could always just put it in the garbage instead.
Originally published on Satirical Industrial Complex.