Tony Blair Book Dilemma

It’s really hard to know what section of the bookstore the Tony Blair autobiography belongs to.

Should we put it in:

The fiction section?

No, I guess that would be giving him a little too much credit!

True crime?

Definitely not, although just good ol’ ‘crime fiction’ will probably do him rightly!

Fantasy?

Don’t think so, somehow!

Comedy?

I don’t think all those Iraqi kids are laughing now!

Horror? 

Complete with a rather graphic leer on the front cover?

Science Fiction?

I always told you the WMDs were not material weapons, but purely telepathic, and for the purposes of spiritual warfare only!

Hm. I guess we could always just put it in the garbage instead.

Originally published on Satirical Industrial Complex.

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