Collinsworth: “The Patriots are still going to win Superbowl LII”
Color commentator Cris Collinsworth, best known for talking over his play-by-play co-host Al Michaels during prime-time NFL broadcasts, is reportedly still holding out hope for the New England Patriots to rally and defeat the Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles.
Coming Soon on Glossy News
What’s coming next on Glossy News? Wyatt Jarvis returns with a couple of funny sports stories.
Dems Offer Compromise on Weed Legalization: Let’s Agree to call it “Marihuana”
With Vermont and Massachusetts added to the growing list of states with legal, recreational marijuana, congress has been scrambling to lower taxes on billionaires and name new post offices. But one congressman has a different plan.
GOP Disapproval at Record High, Dems Frantic to Figure Out New Losing Strategy
Congress holds record low approval ratings, but none more so than the Republicans, and none more among them than the Trump-aligned representatives. With an obvious distaste for these levels of corruption, Democrats are furiously scrambling to find new ways to…
Jeremy Clarkson to Launch Brand New Singing Career
The official and ultimate Dad-rock-lover’s favourite, Jeremy Clarkson, is now taking his swagger to the most renowned Centrist Dad place of all: 80s adult-oriented rock!
Jeremy Clarkson In Street Brawl Over Car Built From Frozen Celebrity Piss
Broadcaster and motoring specialist Jeremy Clarkson has been involved in a street brawl, concerning a motor vehicle made from frozen celebrity piss. Clarkson stars in a new scheduled motoring programme to be aired on Channel Four called ‘What Can We…
Gang of Sneers Satire Series: Free, Funny and Philosophical!
I recently ran a free download deal for my ‘Gang of Sneers’ satire series on Amazon.com. Thanks to everyone who downloaded a book!
What’s Coming Next on Glossy News?
What’s your favourite 2018 Glossy News story so far? January highlights include: The UK government’s attempts to clamp down on ‘Fake News’ backfire. The Trump Presidency turns out be an elaborate hoax. A stirring speech from the ongoing ‘Honest Adolph’…
UK Government Fake News Unit Revises Strategy
UK government plans to combat fake news have required re-evaluation in the face of challenges from all sectors of society.
The Saturday Night Live Crew Have Pulled Off the Greatest Skit Of All Time
SNL has just topped anything they have ever done. They have pulled off the greatest live action skits in the history of comedy.