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Romney Admits He Is Secretly Campaigning for Obama
GOP Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney admitted today that he has been secretly campaigning for Obama since the primary elections. “I have made no missteps in my campaign,” Romney stated during a press conference. “I want President Obama to be re-elected…
High Unemployment Rate Leads to Rise in Suckers
Wash. D.C.- At the Bureau of Labor Statistics, economists announced the unemployment rate had not changed in any significant way, there was one sector of the economy that had grown unexpectedly. “Scams are in,” says notable economist Tim Kane. “Although…
First Ever Taliban Fighter vs. F-16 Combat Footage Released
Kabul, Afghanistan (SatireWorld.com) An Air Force F-16 scrambled from allied forces Bagram Air Base today as American AWAC radar planes picked up a strange ‘bogey’ heading over the Kush mountain range from the Pakistan border areas. An Air Force F-16C…
Goldman Sachs to Make Money from Young Convicts
Goldman Sachs, the Wall Street investment firm that profited heavily from the world-wide collapse in subprime mortgage bonds, has announced that it will participate in a bold new experiment to apply the principles of greed and the profit motive to…
Liberal Rock Stars Can Really Sing The Workingman’s Tax Blues
New Jersey(USA) – (SatireWorld.com) Imagine having millions of adoring fans who eagerly rush out and and buy your albums and pay heady prices for concert tickets, all in an effort to enrich your bank account to unimaginable balances. If you’re…
Republicans to Change Symbol from Elephant to Jesus Holding a Shotgun
Washington D.C. – In what many are calling a sign of the Republican Party’s desperation, Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus today announced that the long standing symbol of the Republican Party, the elephant, is being replaced by an image…
Merciless Obama Still Threatening to Put More Americans Back to Work
WASHINGTON DC – President Obama has repeated his cruel and draconian threats to put more unemployed people back to work following next year’s election. During a controversial speech outside the White House Saturday, Mr Obama addressed the so-called “threat to…
London’s Olympics Opening Ceremony vs Beijing’s Olympics Opening Ceremony
I always had doubts that the British can beat the Chinese’s cosmetic perfection, individual discipline, 20,000 cast members, technological breakthroughs, and 5,000 years of history, culture, and philosophies.
Aung San Suu Kyi Defends Rohingya Muslims
Asked whether the estimated 800,000 Rohingyas in Myanmar are considered Myanmar nationals, Nobel Peace laureate and parliamentary candidate Aung San Suu Kyi replied, “I do not know. We have to be very clear about what the laws of citizenship are…
Mitt Romney Vows to Eliminate “The Poverty”
GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney announced today that when he is elected he will eliminate poverty by systematically eliminating poor people. “Poor and under-insured elderly people put a tremendous strain on our county’s resources”, Romney stated at a campaign event….