Category: Top Stories
U.S. Steps Up Iraq’s Military Training by Attaching American Heads to Iraqi Bodies
Dateline: ARLINGTON COUNTY—American military officials order surgical attachment of American soldiers’ heads to the bodies of Iraqi soldiers to improve Iraq’s military training. Prior efforts to train democratic Iraq’s military have been stymied. Instead of fighting Islamic State insurgents, Iraq’s…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened -Part 6
9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED Part 6 (A serial book excerpt) In previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is…
The Fastidious Liberators: Open Letter From the Dead (1/2)
We are the dead. But we still speak. And condemn. And we speak and condemn regarding the report on US government’s (or if you prefer, “International Community’s”) footshuffling regarding the torture of the enemies du jour (you know, brown, Muslim,…
Government Chemtrail Program Deemed a Success
US Government officials declared today that their government sponsored Chemtrail program, which is designed to make people more submissive to government authority, is a total success. “People are more submissive now than at any time in history”, proudly declared US…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 5
9/12/2001, THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED – Part 5 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is…
FIFA Joins Forces with ISIS: “It’s a Perfect Match”
FIFA president Sepp Blatter insists that he’s not using a fake name, but he also swears his sworn alliance to ISIS is likewise legitimate. FIFA and ISIS. One is a ruthless, soulless dictatorship that destroys everything in its path and…
How Unemployment Really Works
Derek in Accounts Payable was an excitable type, but only to a certain extent. When he rounded the corner to speak to Jason, his boss, colleague and friend he was more excited than normal. The fact that he kept his…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 4
9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is taken to a…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 3
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened Prelude- On 9/11/2001 Flight 93 crashes into the White House as was originally planned. Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is taken to a secured location for protection. – – – – –…
A Serial Ponytail Yanker’s Lasso of Truth Interview [Full Censored Transcript, 13 April 2015]
Caption Text Goes Here: Honest John: Under the influence of the Wonder Woman’s Lasso of Truth. This shocking suppressed interview with the prime minister of the New Zealand realm, John Phillip Key (AKA ‘the Smiling Assassin’), delves deeper into the…