Category: Strange People
Bigfoot Saves Man from Chupacabra
Spanish Forks, Idaho has long been famous for trout fishing and scenic mountain vistas. Many in this small town now wonder if that has changed forever, given recent events. Accounts differ, but most agree it began with local man Al…
Ringling Brothers Circus Sues Republicans And Democrats Over Rights ToThe Title “Greatest Circus On Earth”.
Ringling Brothers Circus is suing both the Republican and Democratic Parties for infringements on the copyright claim of running ‘The Biggest Circus In The World’. The Ringling Brothers, for a century the largest traveling circus on the circuit, is now…
Ann Coulter’s Torrid Love Email to Radical Christian Murderer Breivik
The ever intrepid Wonki Leaks has scored another scoop with a revealing email sent by the acid blooded extreme American right winger Ann Coulter to the Norwegian mass murderer Anders Breivik. Hacked from Breivik’s email account by Rupert Murdoch himself,…
Free Walmart Bingo Generator Game Released
Forget those underpowered, overpriced apps that promise you a fun game of Walmart Bingo, the FunnyHitman brings you one that’s even better, and best of all, it’s free to view, free to print and free to use as you laugh…
Casey Anthony Jurors Ask Judge if They Can ‘Take it Back’
ORLANDO, FL – In yet another shocking twist for a case that has gripped the nation, the 12 jurors who voted to acquit Casey Anthony of all murder charges in the death of her daughter Caylee, appear to be more…
Trump; “Yuge Deal” Assassinating Osama All Praise to Bush
Humorless comb-over victim Donald Trump, an alleged billionaire by his own self-proclamation, and centerpiece of the NBC ratings basement “Celebrity Apprentice,” has upped his game yet again, going on the offensive against the countless ones of person who insulted him…
Donald Trump Puts Glass House on Market
Yet another indication that Donald Trump is absolutely serious about running for President is the fact that he has just listed his all-glass NY mansion for sale this weekend. The home, a stunning 8 bedroom, 9-1/2 bathroom home is one…
Dick Cheney Voted ‘Worst President Of All Time”
Polling across the world has indicated that many people, especially in America, consider Dick Cheney to be “the worst President in history.’ Cheney, using someone named ‘Bush’ as a front man, controlled and manipulated U.S. political procedure to the point…
Mayans, Nostradamus Agree on Donald Trump Armageddon Scenario
Machu Picchu, dusk – GlossyNews.com: After ten seconds of reciprocal nodding over candlelight, Nostradamus and Mayan elders have announced they are in complete agreement with their Donald Trump apocalyptic destruction prophecies. “I clearly mentioned that guy in the 3rd verse…
Aliens Abduct Rhode Island, Connecticut Unaware
Woonsocket, RI – GlossyNews.com – In one of the most bizarre UFO events yet recorded, aliens reportedly abducted the entire State of Rhode Island. It happened at 3:15 AM May 10. The entire episode was documented by Barney J. Brothers…