Category: Society
How Much Really Is That Doggy in the Window? (comic)
We’ve all heard the jingle, but really how much indeed is that doggy in the window? This age-old question deserves an answer, even if the asker is clearly suffering from some sort of chemical or mental impairment. Seriously, how much…
Chick-a-Day Offers “Renewable” Baby Pets
Want to get your daughter an adorable baby chick or bunny, but worry about what will happen when it’s no longer cute? This Connecticut company has the answer; just get a new one every week. Emma Stearner turned eight on…
Don’t Let Jesus’ Death Be for Nothing (comic)
We learn from a very young age that Jesus died for our sins, so we can commit them without having to sacrifice animals to our Lord God to earn repentance. Still leaves a few questions, but my question is better….
General Mills to Introduce Biracial Cheerios
GOLDEN VALLEY – General Mills is attracting wide attention after announcing it will introduce a new, interracial line of Cheerios. The decision comes in the wake of controversy generated by a cute ad of the company’s, which showcases an interracial…
Employee of the Month Won’t Shut Up About It
INDIANAPOLIS – Having won the ‘Employee of the Month’ award for October, Mulgrove Computer Services agent Matthew Wilcox just will not shut the hell up about it. The 43-year-old customer service agent, who won the award for “highest attainment of…
The Latest Thing In Human Evolution- Interchangeable Body Parts
According to Genesis God made man out of the dust of the earth and woman out of Adams rib- not an especially impressive start. But in the thousands of years since then things have changed and so have we humans….
Deaf 3 Year Old Arrested for Sneaking Finger-Guns into School
Hunter Spanjer, who also goes by Little John Wayne or the Tiny Terminator depending on the social situation, was arrested last week for bringing firearms onto school property. Though, to be clear, it wasn’t an “arm”, it was his fingers…
Even Atheists May Hear the Voice of Jesus (comic)
We are all able to hear the voice of God. Even atheists may hear His voice, though it may not carry the exact message that the faithful would like to hear. SCROLL DOWN TO SEE THE CARTOON. Think you know…
Wife of Man Who Died Vacuuming Comforted He Died Doing What She Loved
ST. LOUIS — Area Man Daniel Beter passed away on Tuesday from an apparent heart attack while vacuuming the living room carpet in his home. In a statement to the press, his wife, Raquel, said of her husband’s untimely death,…
You Know What’s Great About Being a Hipster? (comic)
We all hate hipsters, it’s universal. Even hipsters themselves hate the term as much as they despise being one, which is odd, since it isn’t yet “cool” to be a hipster, so you’d think they’d love it. (SCROLL DOWN TO…