Category: Society
An Interview With Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know that he is already dead)
… but we aren’t going to let that stop us… Glossynews has gained the unique opportunity to interview the infamous terrorist Osama bin Laden, the instigator of the 911 attacks on the U.S.. Reaching him at his present location in…
The Fastidious Liberators: Open Letter From the Dead (2/2)
Last time: “A neocon is a Trotskyite who has been mugged by the prospect of a huge state salary.” To proceed further: The same is true of liberal interventionists, of course. I mean, the only real difference between neocons and…
The Fastidious Liberators: Open Letter From the Dead (1/2)
We are the dead. But we still speak. And condemn. And we speak and condemn regarding the report on US government’s (or if you prefer, “International Community’s”) footshuffling regarding the torture of the enemies du jour (you know, brown, Muslim,…
Sam Harris Drives Dinosaurs out of the Schools
Prominent atheist and achingly non-woolly intellectual figure Sam Harris has persuaded some Democratic Senators to try to stop The Flintstones from being shown in science classes. Not only that. Teachers used to allocate some general class time just before vacation…
Bill Maher Banned (Again)… But Why?
Notable public figure Bill Maher has been banned from several notable clothes retail chains in the entire slick, coastal, metro part of the USA… For making some provocative and inflammatory comments about a moderate political Islamist™ in Pakistan who says…
Police Excuses As To Why They Threw A Fifteen Year Old Black, Bikini Clad, Barefoot Girl To The Ground And Pinned Her Down In McKinney, Texas.
“She might have had an Uzi in her panties.” “She could be a Kung-Fu expert and have attacked all nine of us and beaten us up.” “They could have had this whole pool party rigged with explosives Columbine style and…
DADDS Drunk Driver System Promises More Hassle, Road Deaths
NHTSA is seriously considering a mandate to put breathalyzers in every single new car on the road. Not only is the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration considering it, they’ve been funding its research since 2008 with millions already invested. Sure,…
How Condoms are Really Used (Home School Video)
Condoms are funny because they are balloons guys put on their wieners, but they’re also deadly serious. They can be the thin blue shield between you and HIV, but they also come in purple as well as they purple-in the……
Bruce Jenner Debuts New Film Along with Name
NEW YORK CITY – The world received a double dose of Caitlyn Jenner on Monday as the American culture, fashion and politics magazine, Vanity Fair, released their upcoming cover with Caitlyn sitting on a stool and the man-turned-woman also announced…
The News (Really) Bytes – May 2015
Cleveland, Ohio Police Chief says that 71 people arrested while protesting the acquittal of a police officer who shot to death two unarmed black drivers was because “a few of them went over the line.” Of course, shooting two people…