Category: Society
Trump Riled He’s Not on Anon’s KKK List
Presidential hopeful and media prostitute Donald Trump took to Twitter Thursday evening, erupting at not being included in the Hacktivist organization Anonymous’ KKK list. The billionaire Trump, whose campaign has revolved around deporting over 11 million illegal aliens if he’s…
Conspiracy Theories – The Website For The Well Informed Paranoiac
Conspiracy Theories is the hard hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious ways upon the general publicum. We are here because you need us! We are ever…
Cuddly Kitten It’sNoCan’t Invents Funny Tales to Amuse Children (Story 2)
Note: I think the following story from an anonymous source is really rather foolish, trite and lacking in serious artistic maturity. It is excessively fantastical, it is whimsical to the point of nonsensical, and quite frankly, I am tempted to…
Cuddly Kitten It’sNoCan’t Invents Funny Tales to Amuse Children (Story 1)
Note: I think the following story from an anonymous source is really rather foolish, trite and lacking in serious artistic maturity. It is excessively fantastical, it is whimsical to the point of nonsensical, and quite frankly, I am tempted to…
Funny Cat Story: Explanation (More Sensible than the Story)
An anonymous source from Romania emailed me the ‘It’sNoCan’t’ funny cat story as an example of a typical Eastern European fairy tale. When they contacted me, they claimed they were following a tip from a former vegetable gardener I had…
Iain Duncan Smith: ‘Saving the Disabled from Useless Suffering’ (2/2)
Don’t underestimate notable ‘quiet man’ Iain Duncan Smith. I mean, he was critical of Blair’s achingly well-meaning intervention in Afghanistan, so the Tories are obviously nicer than New Labour! The proof is in the pudding, after all. By their fruits…
Iain Duncan Smith: ‘Saving the Disabled from Useless Suffering’ (1/2)
Iain Duncan Smith has recently shed some Blair tears over disabled people in the UK. However, believe it or not, most disabled people have been so arrogant and ungrateful as to repudiate his compassionate conservatism! You know, for too long,…
Have You Heard About Dyzastra?
Have you been feeling sluggish lately? Why not try Dyzastra? (“Di-ZAH-Struh”) Do you have a spare tire around your middle that you’d like to get rid of? How about trying Dyzastra? Stomach pain, the common cold and restless leg syndrome…
WikiLeaks Gets An Inside Look At Assad’s “Historic” Meeting With Putin
The famed web expose site WikiLeaks scored a mammoth coup this week with its hidden camera surveillance of the Assad/Putin meeting in Moscow. The leader of Syria and the President of Russia were presumably meeting to discuss their mutual concerns…
Catholic Congressman Steals Pope’s Water Glass
WASHINGTON – Congressman James Bath took advantage of his proximity to Pope Francis during his address to Congress to steal the Pope’s water glass and gulp some of the sacred Washington, DC tap water. Luckily when the Pope’s throat went…