Category: Society
Jeb Bush: I’m Not ‘White,’ Just a Regular Guy (2/2)
The old story continues: I AM NOT WHITE!!! Uh-uh-uhhh! I am Jeb Bush, and I’m not white. Forget it! I’m just a standard-issue regular guy, like every one of you.
Jeb Bush: I’m Not ‘White,’ Just a Regular Guy (1/2)
The achingly well-meaning notable 3.0 du jour has put his foot in it again. Just read his comments at the recent ‘White Community-Black Community GOP Competitive Co-operation 1000 Dollar Dinner’ in the Seattle Hilton. You know what, I want to…
Rand Paul: ‘Black & LGBT Folks? Just Try Another Bus’
Rand Paul has recently denied the legitimacy of laws forbidding discrimination against LGBT employees. But this is not the only argument he has ever made in this vein. See this transcript of some previously unrevealed comments he made at a…
American Philanthropists Resent Vilification of 80s Tory Leader
Wallace Runnymede is currently being persecuted by the malign and conspiratorial forces of international global justice, for his tiresome, lamentable screed on NewsBiscuit: Estate of Unnamed 80s Tory Leader Arranges ‘Racist Wildebeest’ Superinjunction. This headline has nothing whatsoever to do…
Jesus Deplores Decline in his Social Mobility (2/2)
Last time: Still, I thought things might pick up a bit when I scouted a better deal at the Baha’is and the Ahmadis. Unfortunately, however, thing didn’t get that much better. I mean, it was an improvement to some degree,…
Jesus Deplores Decline in his Social Mobility (1/2)
Jesus thinks his career has been on the slide for millennia (if not for eternity), and he’s just sick of it. You know, I was once at the absolute top of the pile in the job market. Full-time Son of…
LBJ’s Human Rights Lecture to Glossy News Readers
Hey, everybody! It’s yer best buddy Jumbo Johnson here! Everybody loves a bit of good old NON-GOVERNMENTAL Human Rights Organization shit, huh? That’s right, bitches! Time for one damn fine bit of unpatriotic pinko analysis of the notable patriotic human…
4K Glossy News Podcast 010 (9-28-15)
In my latest 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of ground, some of downright fascinating. Here are just a few of the topics: This is available in 4K/UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes…
‘Is the Pope Catholic?’ No, Says Republican Congressman
Dennis Ladel, a Republican congressman from central Arkansas, says Pope Francis ‘is not Catholic enough to be Pope’. The freshman congressman objected to a number of positions the Pope took softening the Church opposition on gay civil unions, contraception and…
4K Glossy News Podcast 008 (9-14-15)
In my September 14th, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics: All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or…