Category: Society
Westboro Baptist Church Plans to Protest Itself
Westboro Baptist Church members will be staying in Topeka, Kansas this Sunday to stage what they are calling their most important protest to date. They are going to be protesting themselves. A statement issued by Westboro leader, Fred Phelps claims…
Spring Break Jokes
With warmer weather approaching and Spring Break right around the corner, Glossy News has decided, against our normal routine, to share some jokes. Normally we structure some sort of premise then jam all the jokes in around it, but sometimes…
Handicapping the Popes
Angelo Scola, 71, Milan, Italy Scola is the archbishop of Milan and has probably the best overall arm in the whole field. Terrific overhand curve, excellent command of his fast ball and a back door slider that drives the scouts…
Study: Majority of U.S. Pop. Now Filipina Women
A new study released by Barvard University shows a startling shift in the demographics of the United States from predominantly white to now overwhelmingly Filipina. The report reveals that Filipina women now comprise 59 percent of the population, dwarfing the…
Let’s Make Welfare Drug-Free (It’s For the Children)
This is a point-counterpoint article presented by Brian K. White of GlossyNews.com and Dean Chambers of UnSkewedPolls.com. Should we make welfare drug-free? How do we do it? What are the costs on both sides of the equation? These are just…
Local Grandma Thinks Rest of Family Should Know That Janice from 3 Doors Down Undergoing Bowel Operation
INDIANAPOLIS – Systematically phoning every adult member of her immediate family Monday, 91-year-old local grandma Eileen Calderwood thought that everyone should know that Janice from three doors down is going in for her bowel operation this Friday. Insisting that her…
Piece of Folded Card Irreversibly Strengthens Bond Between Wife, Husband
INDIANAPOLIS – Sources reported Thursday that a single piece of folded card – the same paper stock used to package cereal and Lean Cuisine frozen meals -irreversibly strengthened the loving bond between local woman Nancy Hargis and her husband Matthew….
Local Angler Suddenly Better Than Long-time Fishing Buddies
Florida native and longtime saltwater angler, Clayton Moore, announced to friends this afternoon that, due to his recent purchase of a fly rod, he is now a better fisherman than they are. “I’ve suspected it for a while but when…
NRA Takes Battle to New Level; Buys Death Star
The NRA has upped its political game with the acquisition of the Death Star made famous from the Star Wars movie franchise. Thought to have been totally destroyed following a second massive attack by impudent rebel forces in the third…
How to Train Navy SEALS as a Stay-at-Home Parent
AUSTIN, TX—Are you a stay-at-home mom or dad? Do you have dreams of entering an elite division of the military like the U.S. Navy SEALS or the Green Berets but feel like you just don’t have the time to prepare?…