Posted in Health Religionism

Texas GOP Passes Bill Forcing Men to Have Pre-Vasectomy Sonograms

In a surprising upset for gender equality groups, the Texas GOP passed a bill requiring men to have sonograms prior to receiving vasectomies. This includes a three-day waiting period before going through with this “unGodly” procedure of “tearing asunder what…

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Posted in Religionism

Handicapping the Popes

Angelo Scola, 71, Milan, Italy Scola is the archbishop of Milan and has probably the best overall arm in the whole field. Terrific overhand curve, excellent command of his fast ball and a back door slider that drives the scouts…

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Posted in Strange People

PETA Slams Huge Rise in “Goldfish Mills”

Natalie Klad, PETA Spokesman of the Greater Cincinnati area, says irresponsible and/or incompetent goldfish owners are contributing to the rise of unwanted goldfish overcrowding animal shelters across the country. “I believe we all know what happens when you allow unprotected…

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Posted in News In Your Briefs

Chick-Fil-A Changes Name to Cock-Fil-A

In an effort to appease right wing males, Chick-Fil-A has announced plans to drop the sexist word “chick” from its name to the more gender specific word “cock.” Company spokesman Hugh Jappendage clarified, saying, “We don’t want to offend anybody…

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Terry Fox’s Inspiring Cancer Survivor Story

I am sure most people have heard of Terry Fox, a young cancer survivor who developed bone cancer and had his left leg removed as a result. After recovering, he vowed to “run” 3000 miles across Canada to raise money…

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Posted in Human Interest

Adopt A Highway, Get An Orphan Free

Too many unadopted Georgia Highways, too many Georgia orphans. Answer? Combine the two. At least that’s the thinking of the state legislature here in the Peach State. “We literally have miles and miles of unadopted highways in this state,” says…

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The War on Kwanzaa

I went into a Kroger’s today, and not one person wished me a Fruitful Kwanzaa….when i went to the WalMart to pick up some tasty steaks, again, not one Fruitful Kwanzaa….what is up with that? Have we come to such…

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New Credit Card Rules- Vaseline and Dinner Out

Today is the first day of the new credit card rules mandated by Congress. For the first time in our history, these companies must now offer to “lube up” and to take you out to dinner at a “mid-priced or…

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