Category: Society
NRA Considers Pressure Cookers as a Future Income Possibility
The NRA, fresh from its victory of further controlling American laws by defeating all Congressional bills limiting access to guns of mass destruction, is now looking to further extend its power. Successfully cowing and buying off Senators involved with the…
I’d Like to Leave You for Your Cousin (comic)
Hey man, we’ve all been there. You start dating a girl and next thing you know you meet her single sister or hot cousin, and you realize you picked the wrong runt of the litter. Maybe you have a kid…
Americans Relieved to See a Tragedy Not Related to a Crazed Gunman
Everywhere, United States- Americans shared a collective sigh of relief this week when they discovered that a tragic explosion in Texas had nothing to do with a crazed individual maliciously seeking violence amongst the population. There had been such a…
Deviant Ghost Takes Pants and Jacket Off (comic)
There was an album once with a similar joke in the title. That joke came to me a day after I started the comic, but it’s well worth including. Deviant ghosts? Oh, just ask the History Channel, they’re real. These…
Preschool Student Exchange Program Hits Snag
The plan was far from revolutionary. Just take a program that works for older students and bump it down for use on younger students. That was the plan for ToddlerX, a Sacramento-based program, but two years on, parents are feeling…
Breaking News: Ayatollah Converts to Judaism
TEHRAN – Millions of Iranians have been left dumbfounded after the Ayatollah Khomeini announced his conversion to Judaism. News agencies in Iran say the Supreme Leader underwent his change of faiths early Wednesday and chose to make an announcement only…
Cabbie Knows This One Shortcut That Will Get Local Man There in 2 to 45 Minutes
INDIANAPOLIS – Picking up local man Adrian Welles Thursday, experienced cab driver Eric McNichol professed to know this one shortcut that would get his passenger to the center of Indianapolis in around 2 to 45 minutes. Welles’ suggestion that “we…
Most of Local Man’s Afternoon Spent Pressing 9 for More Options
INDIANAPOLIS – Attempting to pay a past due balance on his cell phone bill Monday, Indianapolis resident Patrick Overton spent the better part of this afternoon, which could otherwise have been devoted to finally getting around to fixing that shed…
Report: Man Fails to Give Damn
OCEAN CITY – Family, relatives, and friends are in mourning after a man announced he does not give a damn about life, the universe, or anything. Morgan Carlyle, 46, made the announcement as he left his job at Burger Blast…
God Gay
In a stunning revelation that is set to turn the Christian world on its head, Almighty God has admitted that He is a homosexual. The Lord Above also talked at length about the “steamy and tumultuous relationship” He has had…