Category: Society
Report: Actual Benefits to Alzheimer’s Disease (Comic)
There is nothing funny about Alzheimer’s Disease. Those afflicted suffer terribly. But this guy, shown here to the right, might have found a bit of an upside loophole to endure the affliction with a tad greater ease. (Click on the…
Last Alliance of Idiots and Morons March for Bloomberg
NEW YORK CITY – Police are out in force after a grand alliance of idiots and morons took to Times Square to march in support of Mayor Michael Bloomberg and his policies. Though the protesters already numbered over 40,000 by…
Welcome to Seattle – The Land the Sun Forgot
Excellent holiday pictures can be taken using a 16 megapixel Nikon digital camera. [This message brought to you by the Greater Seattle Tourist Information Bureau.] Greetings, visitor. Welcome to Seattle. If this is your first time to the Emerald City,…
Amo Ego Similis Mea Coffee (comic)
If you like your coffee dark and full-bodied, your women steaming hot, or your jokes day-old and bitter, this 14-panel comic has got you covered. There are a few original jokes in the mix, plus the very best of the…
Family Unsure If Passive Aggressive Man Likes Being Called Pam
His hair is as blue as the state in which he grew up and, by all accounts, as equally impressive. Jim Ballsinger–brother, son, lover, web forum coordinator–recently returned from his daily therapy session in seemingly high spirits. “Oh, that’s right,…
Spring Break Definition Changes w/ Age (comic)
When I was young, Spring Break meant something fun. As I got older, it meant something crazy. Now I’m not sure it means anything but having my kids home a few too many days during the week while traffic is…
Math Nerd Sets “Less Than” Symbol as Facebook Profile at Most Inopportune Time
Polly Gonn, MIT class of 2012, recently updated her Facebook profile picture to one of her favorite mathematics symbols: less than. In doing so, she unwittingly unleashed a firestorm of heated comments, opinions, and questions the likes of which has…
Hipsters Admit “Different” Too Mainstream to be Cool (comic)
I feel like I’ve been in this conversation before. Click on it to see the cartoon in full-size, and if you’re already in the page, click on the image to see it blown up to full clarity.
Report: TSA Agents Receive Eternal Cavity Searches in Hell
Washington is ablaze with fury after one of Satan’s lieutenants accidentally leaked the conditions of punishment for TSA agents in Hell, which include cavity searches that never ever end. Buroz Baliferous, a lower demon who works under Satan in the…
A Return to Australian Animals from Hell
This is the second in a series of two wonderful articles about horrible, vicious, dangerous, hideous, disgusting Australian animals that for some reason contain no mention of Rupert Murdoch. (Note to reader, this article does not contain information about horrible,…