Science
Posted in Science Society

Scientists Discover Saying “It’s a Fact” Actually Does Make Anything True

University of California, Los Angeles — Throwing research papers 16.21 meters into the air, scientists at UCLA labs have given up on the scientific method in favor of a less obscure and less studied method of fact-finding. According to the…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Scientists Discover Saying “It’s a Fact” Actually Does Make Anything True
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Posted in Health Society

“Managing Student Loans Is Easy,” Says Man Who Faked His Own Death 20 Years Ago

GLACIER, WA— In an attempt to educate young hopefuls on how to one day relieve themselves of student loan debt, Earl Main spoke to a group of recent graduates who had made the journey to his woodland retreat. Through the…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! “Managing Student Loans Is Easy,” Says Man Who Faked His Own Death 20 Years Ago
Man crying
Posted in Science Society

WARNING! WARNING! INCELS REACH ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST!

You can follow @NickVrchoticky here on Twitter. Incels, short for “involuntary celibates”, are a self-proclaimed minority, formerly known as ‘Nice Guys,’ and their species is having a crisis. No matter how hard they work, how hard they whine, or how…

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AI
Posted in Society Technology World News

Facebook Announces it Will be Closing its Doors Cos… All Facebook Accounts are FAKE ANYWAY!

Over the past six months, Facebook has removed over 3.2 billion fake accounts, following the 3 billion it removed in the six months before that. Today, they’ll be closing their doors for good because, as Suckerburger or Zuchiniburg (or whatever)…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Facebook Announces it Will be Closing its Doors Cos… All Facebook Accounts are FAKE ANYWAY!
State of Kentucky
Posted in Politics

SCANDAL! State of Kentucky Approves JOINT CUSTODY of Governor’s Office!

When results came in from the polls this month, the United States had its first case of bipartisan joint custody for a political office, as a way of finally settling a domestic dispute between both of Kentucky’s state governors. And…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! SCANDAL! State of Kentucky Approves JOINT CUSTODY of Governor’s Office!