Category: Science
Tips on investing in medical technology from SBV CEO Amit Raizada
Three months into quarantine, with COVID-19 cases still far from petering out, society has come to accept that physical distancing, Zoom calls, face masks, and other changes may be the new normal. Until we develop an effective COVID-19 vaccine, the…
Scientists Discover Saying “It’s a Fact” Actually Does Make Anything True
University of California, Los Angeles — Throwing research papers 16.21 meters into the air, scientists at UCLA labs have given up on the scientific method in favor of a less obscure and less studied method of fact-finding. According to the…
Odd Alternatives to Creating Renewable Energy
Last year climate change and renewable energy were a hot debate. The technology conference CES focused on eco-friendly products, Greta Thunberg was talked about widely, and it seems that for the first time people are really focused on creating new…
WARNING! WARNING! INCELS REACH ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST!
You can follow @NickVrchoticky here on Twitter. Incels, short for “involuntary celibates”, are a self-proclaimed minority, formerly known as ‘Nice Guys,’ and their species is having a crisis. No matter how hard they work, how hard they whine, or how…
Trump & Bolton GONNA CRUSH Global Warming! “Nuclear Warfare Will SAVE OUR PLANET!!!”
Although widely condemned as an existential threat to human life, John ‘Armchair’ Johnny Bolton, a true upper-class boy come good, has actually turned up as a MOST unlikely saviour of our dying planet. Once widely derided as an unhinged lunatic…
Scientists Opine Impeachment Could Cause President to Spontaneously Combust
Doctors across the country are warning everyone close to the President to watch for signs of spontaneous combustion due to the heat he is receiving after Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report reveals there were crimes committed by Trump during the…
Scientists Discover World’s First Solid Rainbow!
Image source: Pixabay Scientists have long been of the consensus that the technicolour semi-circles that often appear in the sky during times of precipitation are nothing more than refractions of light off raindrops. But now all those years of research…
The Gift
The alien spaceship is less than one million miles from Earth. Three aliens are seated in the cockpit, looking through the large horizontal window as they approach the planet. Above the window a large display screen shows a close up…
Elitist Aliens? UFO Abductors Finally Turn Their Backs on Rural Working Class!
Moreauville, LA- “I was heading up State Route 1 from Baton Rouge, after visiting my sister and her kids. It was getting pretty late, and I’d had a couple of brews before I’d left, so when I seen the bright…
Free the Sprocket: Sex Robots To Have Their Own Sexual Revolution
Unhappy with their sex lives, sex robots are making a buzz in the media. Customers have giving them raving reviews, but the products themselves are the ones suffering.