Category: Entertainment
Gay Duck Porn Found on Phil Robertson’s Hard Drive
Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson may not condone human homosexuality, but a recent reveal of the contents of his personal computer exposes his fascination with homosexual behavior in the animal kingdom, particularly in the duck species. The hacker group Anonymous…
Ron Burgundy Makes Hilarious Promotional Appearance at Local Man’s Funeral
BISMARCK, N.D. — In character as the “Anchorman” franchise’s Ron Burgundy, Will Ferrell made an objectively hilarious promotional appearance at a local Bismarck man’s funeral yesterday afternoon, the bereaved report. The funeral, which was originally intended to honor the memory…
Theory Universe Just A Hologram “Really Messes With Peoples Heads”
An article in the Huffington Post (Science section, Dec. 12) titled ‘Is The Universe A Hologram? Physicists Say It’s Possible’ is causing queasiness amongst many in the world, especially those in a perpetual state of pot induced highness. Our intrepid…
Top Celebrities Pledge to Create Thousands of Entourage Jobs
Sid Weinstock, a savvy businessman from Los Angeles, has a list of some of the biggest names in the country who are each pledging to hire several new entourage members in an effort to create upwards of 100,000 new jobs…
Obama: Nat King Cole Song is ‘Homophobic’
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Americans have been left in shock after President Obama issued a statement characterizing Nat King Cole’s famous “Christmas Song” as homophobic. In a press conference held late on Friday, Obama explained that his uneasiness with the classic…
World Disappointed Apocalypse Didn’t Come December 2012
It is hard to believe that is has been almost a year since the world ended December 21, 2012. There are plenty of memories we would all like scrubbed from our brains over the past year. Here are just a…
Dennis Rodman Missing After Jang Song Thaek’s Execution
Although the mainstream media is reporting that Dennis Rodman is still planning on traveling to North Korea next week to begin training North Korea’s basketball team, no one close to Rodman has seen him since the execution of Kim Jong…
Sheldon- The Gold Standard For Geekdom
Words alone cannot describe the wonderfulness of Sheldon Cooper. The main star of the television series ‘The Big Bang Theory’ has set the new bar high for all those nerdists who will surely follow in his footsteps hereafter. He is…
Video News Blooper Reel Proves MSM Make it Up as they Go Along
DATELINE-ANYWHERE – One of the biggest obstacles we face, as a news outlet, is the claim that we’re not as credible as other outlets. This video montage should show otherwise. While we may not check our facts, source our stories,…
Alex Jones Claims Brain Farts are Real and Dangerous
Alex Jones, host of his own radio show, The Alex Jones Show, and known for his outlandish conspiracy theories, claims that he has personal knowledge that brain farts are not only a real medical condition, but they can be extremely…