Category: Music
Trump Taps Kanye West as Next Press Secretary
Morsi’s Democracy (Song Parody)
This parody of ‘Chinese Democracy’ by Guns ‘n’ Roses is dedicated to everyone who has ever stood up to political Islamists. If the theocrats really do believe hellfire exists, then every moment of their life should be one of the…
What the Presidential Candidates Are Doing—Right This Moment
With the Election mercifully only hours away, the three major candidates (and one cameo candidate) are done putting the final touches on their respective Frankenstein campaigns. Using an unholy combination of satanic ritual coupled with classified NSA technology that hasn’t…
Hey Hey Donald Hey: (With Apologies to Bill Frederick’s: Hey Hey LBJ)
Hey Hey Donald Hey, How many casinos did you lose today? Gonna file for bankruptcy and lose your dollars now, oh, boy! Donald Trump has eager hands to grab another bargain, She runs off and tells the mob that Donald…
“To be Finished Would be a Relief”: Solving the Mystery of Cameron’s Resignation Song
The end of David Cameron’s tenure as Prime Minister was a hectic one to say the least. With the country practically imploding after Brexit, Cameron had to take the blame for the emerging crisis. But when Cameron started humming a…
Leaked TTIP Treaty: U.S. Must Win the Eurovision Song Contest
AMSTERDAM – According to secret terms of the TTIP treaty, recently leaked by Greenpeace Netherlands, the U.S. must finally be allowed to enter the Eurovision Song Contest. “Excluding the U.S. from the Eurovision Song Contest is a clear violation of…
Empire Danger, High Bombers (Song Parody: With Apologies to Electric Six)
Firebombs in Baghdad! Fire in the Middle East! Firebombs in Damascus! Fire rages from the horny beast! Don’t you want to know how to set kids on fire? It’s my desire, I’m a Tory liar!
Noël Coward Parody: Don’t Let’s Be Beastly to Jihadists
Noël Coward famously sang ‘Don’t Let’s be Beastly to the Germans!’ As always, the dour and humorless were not impressed. Yeah, Daily Mail link… I know! How things change in a few decades!
Bono: ‘Concert in Syria? Over My Dead Body, Lad…’
For some time now, people have been wondering whether Bono will be jetting off to Syria and Iraq, in order to single-handedly deliver the beleaguered citizens of these countries from the perils of war. But he’s not having it! C’mon…
Sunstormtroopin’ With Our Leader Captain Murdoch (To the Tune of “Starship Trooping”)
Sunstormtroopin’ across the Shillaverse Our dodgy media enterprise and glorious leader Captain Murdoch Shitstormtroopin’ across the universe At least we’re not the BBC, gotta helluh private purse! Another immigrant report…