This parody of ‘Chinese Democracy’ by Guns ‘n’ Roses is dedicated to everyone who has ever stood up to political Islamists.
If the theocrats really do believe hellfire exists, then every moment of their life should be one of the utmost terror and foreboding.
Hellfire awaits the Jihadi
Gonna find out for yourself
Endless torment, Jihadi
You’re gonna leave this world,
Cast down forever below the earth
Rotten pigfucking missionary
Crack-smoking Dawahmongering visionary
Hatin’ on them pesky gays ‘n’ Jews
Hellfire is for those who lose
I know that you’re a worthless prick
An enchanting story-peddling dick
Blame it on the Coptic guys
You will meet your end and greet the flames of hell now
Yeah subhuman vermin shit like you
Gonna win your virgins by raping?
But even with a little dried-up dick
All you got left is masturbation
I’m gonna gas the rats, is it really really such a crime?
Your bullshit don’t really matter
You’ll discover hellfire for yourself
No you don’t really matter
So you can hear your judgment from
Somebody else
Cause it would take longer than eternity
To consummate your vile damnation
Even with your tearful eyes
Satan smirks at your masturbation but all you got is
Damnation for all time
Your bullshit don’t really matter
You’ll discover hellfire for yourself
No you don’t really matter
So you can hear your judgment from
Somebody else
Keep your broke-ass lil fuck puppet locked up inside
Beat her, choke her, rape her, hear your children cry
She’ll come and haunt you in your prison cell
And she’ll choke you! Blazing barbed wire in hell
Nothing can ever make you stop
Hell’s torments, he screams, your eyes will pop
No more hypocrite’s repentance
…
Cos you’re forever out of time!