Empire Danger, High Bombers (Song Parody: With Apologies to Electric Six)

Firebombs in Baghdad!

Fire in the Middle East!

 

Firebombs in Damascus!

Fire rages from the horny beast!

 

Don’t you want to know how to set kids on fire?

It’s my desire, I’m a Tory liar!

 

Don’t you want to know how we set kids on fire?

It’s my desire, I’m a Blairite liar!

 

Empire Danger! High bombers!

Tory chums never take the piss

 

Empire Danger! Stealth bombers!

Blairite scum never miss

 

Don’t you want to know how to set kids on fire?

It’s the desire of your GOP liars!

 

Don’t you want to know how we set kids on fire?

It’s our desire, we’re Democrat liars!

 

Don’t you want to know how to set kids on fire?

It’s our desire it’s our desire!

 

Don’t you want to know how we set kids on fire?

It’s your desire, everyone’s a liar!

 

Empire Danger! High bombers!

GOP never take the piss

 

Empire Danger! Speed bombers!

Our Dem hawks never miss

 

Empire Danger! Homs crumbles!

Iron Chancellors never takes the piss

 

Empire Danger! Baghdad blazes!

Great White Hopers never miss….

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