Author: It's A Cat
Misspelled Sign Places Pep Boys in Hot Water
Portland, Oregon – Manny, Moe & Jack may soon be changing their names to Fanny, Blow & Whack following the grand opening of the newest Pep Boys store on Alberta Street in downtown Portland on Saturday morning. Prior to opening…
GlossyNews Exclusive: Shots From Jim Cramer’s Wedding
Summit, New Jersey – “Boo-yah!” The popular Mad Money host shouted from inside the lovely ballroom at the Grand Summit Hotel after marrying Karen Backfisch-Olufsen in front of a crowd of about 200 people last Saturday. “It’s beautiful,” guest Jon…
NFL Introduces New Team Name: Matthew McConaughey Celebrates with a Footlong
Washington, D.C. – Ending a long debate over the controversial name of one of its teams, the National Football League announced this week that the Washington Redskins will now be known as the Washington Breadskins. Originally established in 1932, the…
Kim Jong-un: Bring Back Breadsticks Or Die
Washington, D.C. – Just when you thought the United States was safe again following the announcement that Sony Pictures had pulled the controversial movie, The Interview, from theatres, a new threat arrived from North Korean Leader, Kim Jong-un, early Friday…
New Scrooge Tale Bakes The Halls
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Add Macy’s to the long list of companies commemorating the loss of America’s beloved restaurant chain, the Olive Garden, this holiday season. The Center City location announced that they have slightly altered Dickens Village, a tradition that…
Hallmark Creates an Alternative to Holiday Cards
Kansas City, Missouri – Hallmark Cards, Inc. made an exciting announcement, Tuesday morning, that they will be offering an alternative to traditional greeting cards this holiday season known as the “This Card Is Not A Card” Series. The new release…
Kim Kardashian Introduces $Rashtags on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
New York City – Kim Kardashian added comedian to her long list of professions, Friday night, in front of a sold out crowd on The Tonight Show at NBC Studios. Kardashian was joined by other celebrity guests including Michael Phelps,…
Bread Bath & Beyond Unearths Ancient Toy in Corporate Warehouse
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Tailor Swift Not Bothered By Singer With Similar Name
Wyomissing, Pennsylvania – Professional Tailor, Bill Swift, Owner and Operator of Tailor Swift’s House of Threds, has been an expert at altering clothing since his shop first opened in June of 1979 on the corner of Reading Boulevard and Clayton…
GlossyNews Exclusive: Meghan Trainor Announces Remix … All About Lance Bass
Nantucket, Massachusetts – Just as she has done since age 11, Meghan Trainor has written and recorded a remix from her personal computer focusing on a new subject that she claims “will make boys and girls melt like warm garlic…