Year: 2018
GOP Disapproval at Record High, Dems Frantic to Figure Out New Losing Strategy
Congress holds record low approval ratings, but none more so than the Republicans, and none more among them than the Trump-aligned representatives. With an obvious distaste for these levels of corruption, Democrats are furiously scrambling to find new ways to…
Jeremy Clarkson to Launch Brand New Singing Career
The official and ultimate Dad-rock-lover’s favourite, Jeremy Clarkson, is now taking his swagger to the most renowned Centrist Dad place of all: 80s adult-oriented rock!
Jeremy Clarkson In Street Brawl Over Car Built From Frozen Celebrity Piss
Broadcaster and motoring specialist Jeremy Clarkson has been involved in a street brawl, concerning a motor vehicle made from frozen celebrity piss. Clarkson stars in a new scheduled motoring programme to be aired on Channel Four called ‘What Can We…
Gang of Sneers Satire Series: Free, Funny and Philosophical!
I recently ran a free download deal for my ‘Gang of Sneers’ satire series on Amazon.com. Thanks to everyone who downloaded a book!
What’s Coming Next on Glossy News?
What’s your favourite 2018 Glossy News story so far? January highlights include: The UK government’s attempts to clamp down on ‘Fake News’ backfire. The Trump Presidency turns out be an elaborate hoax. A stirring speech from the ongoing ‘Honest Adolph’…
UK Government Fake News Unit Revises Strategy
UK government plans to combat fake news have required re-evaluation in the face of challenges from all sectors of society.
The Saturday Night Live Crew Have Pulled Off the Greatest Skit Of All Time
SNL has just topped anything they have ever done. They have pulled off the greatest live action skits in the history of comedy.
Trump Unsure Why “Crime” is Actually a Crime
President select Donald Trump has admitted to obstruction of justice and collusion, both of which are crimes, but asked Sean Hannity in a phone interview, “Why are those crimes? I mean, nothing else I do is a crime.”
Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out
As a paying customer, there’s a certain level of quality, service, and support I expect when using your products. If I’m paying hundreds of dollars a year, I shouldn’t get a worse experience than pirates enjoy… I mean, why wouldn’t…
Chapter 23: Get Your Government Off My Law (Honest Adolph, Volume III)
Adolph Adams’ campaign had been off to a slow start.