Posted in Biz News Internets Tubes

The Benefits of Online Dating for Single Parents

It can often be hard to meet people and even harder to date, especially if you’re a single parent. But one way that many single parents have found to make dating easier is by using dating apps and online sites….

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Posted in Politics

Trump Comes Up With His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance

Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance, a cornerstone of American heritage. His version, ghost written by Kellyanne Conway with…

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Posted in Biz News Technology

How to Record Better Quality Gameplay Videos

Are you struggling with the quality of the gameplay videoss that you record, and find that most of them leave a lot to be desired? Without experience it can be difficult to record better quality gameplay videos, mostly because you…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

How Long Before Ireland Builds Gas Chambers for the Disabled?

Surprisingly enough, there’s the odd person out there would say I am rarely found speechless about sensitive and contentious issues. I was not exactly surprised by the Irish Holocaust vote to conduct the mass extermination of ‘dysgenics’ and ‘Untermenschen,’ but…

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Posted in Health Serious Commentary

Incel Culture & Neurodiversity: Two Sides of the Same Coin?

I recently moved towards a dialogue on Twitter; and while I knew debates over Neurodiversity were pretty ugly things, even I was shocked at the bizarre distortions of my calls for autistic males to reject victimhood; whether out of malice,…

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Posted in Health

London Doctor Gets Head Stuck in Patient’s Anus

London doctor Mary Silverstein accidentally got her whole head trapped inside a patient’s anus during a routine prostate examination. Patient Walter Bottomley 54, told Glossy News:

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Posted in Biz News Entertainment

Gambling Trends in the UK for 2018

The iGaming industry in the United Kingdom is currently undergoing significant change pertaining to new regulations set by regulatory bodies on the code of conduct required for a casino to operate. Brick and mortar establishments, as well as virtual gaming…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Chapter 26: Snowflake Stormtroopers (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Saul had not yet heard about the terrible events from last night. He was planning to pay a visit to the Thatchers later in the day; for now, he was commiserating with Adams about his poor showing the previous night….

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Posted in Top Stories

Liberty Snippets #3: Elves & Orcs

Elvesplaining the Orcs People are always trying to square the circle of Christianity and belligerence. This, of course, is contrary to a consistent life ethic.

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Posted in Top Stories

Soren & Peter: A Contention of Betrayal, Love & Loss

Soren: What can I do? Would she accept so much as for me to dip my tongue in a cup of water, for her sake? Peter: Nay, indeed! For she is in a more blessed state than thou.

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Chapter 25: Just-So Stories (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Presidential nominations, generally speaking, go to those with the biggest mouth, and not the greatest intellect or grandest patriotism. But how far this may be a universal principle is something which, perhaps, remains to be seen.

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Posted in Top Stories

Book Review: “Ideology: An Introduction” by Terry Eagleton

Anything with ‘introduction’ in the title can easily appear off-putting to the more thoughtful and reflexive reader; promise me you won’t let that happen! This is a very serious and (rather unsurprisingly) an extraordinarily witty romp through the history of…

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Posted in Health Politics Top Stories

My Private Workout with Obama

[The following is a 100% partially true story]. People routinely accuse me of telling over-the-top fabricated stories in Glossy News. They make these outrageously unfair accusations just because I may bend the truth a tiny bit occasionally – and by…

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Posted in Biz News Politics War Zone

Israel Ruins Protesters, Commits to Ruining Own Reputation

On May 5th, the United States officially moved the US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, sparking praise from end-of-days zealots, protests from Palestinians, and a volley of bullets and tear gas from Israeli soldiers posted on the border.

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Posted in Top Stories

London Man Discovers Chin in Phone Box

London street cleaner Tim Hargreaves had a nasty surprise when he discovered a chin in a London phone box. Hargreaves, 57, told Glossy News:

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Chapter 24: The Pristine Jade Hall Palace of Eternal Slumber (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

The Halls of Mandos, then. So this is me. Let’s knock this on down, brother, for the health of the world. Saul paced the long, marble corridors. Was he waiting for someone? Big Xian? A Golden knight on a nearby…

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Posted in Top Stories

London Cafe Manager Prosecuted for Serving Yolkless Eggs

London café manager Jim Fry 62, has been prosecuted for serving his customers the not so widely renowned metropolitan delicacy of yolkless eggs; beloved of elitist intellectuals, union barons, greed Tory yacht botherers and dodgy career politicos of all ideological…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial

The Pleasure Police Want to Know About the Offenders Against Erotic Bliss

IMPORTANT PUBLIC ACCOUNTABILITY NOTICE Do you know someone who isn’t getting enough sex? Are your neighbors staying up all night talking, instead of getting down and dirty?

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Posted in Music

Putin Non-Traditional Musical Parody: I Want KGB! (With Apologies to Queen & Vlad)

Flamboyant 80s bear-wrestler Vladimir Putin once banned the rainbow clown ikon, as the latter is deemed by some web users to represent “the supposed nonstandard sexual orientation of the president of the Russian Federation.” Still, we’re pretty sure Freddy would…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial

Hey White People! These are Things Y’All Need To Do Better (Another Eva Luxemburg Wokepost, Part 2)

History History? Y’all are so busy trying to work out the ‘facts,’ that you got no time to work out the truth. Priorities, white people! Funny how, when people search for facts, you always end up getting partisan bullshit; while…

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