London Doctor Gets Head Stuck in Patient’s Anus

London doctor Mary Silverstein accidentally got her whole head trapped inside a patient’s anus during a routine prostate examination. Patient Walter Bottomley 54, told Glossy News:

It was a rigorous examination. So rigorous in fact, that the doctor got her head stuck in my anus stadium. I was faced with a new crisis. How could I remove her before she suffocated?

I recalled my days in the army and decided to carry out a military style rescue. I got on my hands and knees like I’d done in training, and dragged the doctor with me until we reached the waiting room. I decided to recruit two patients waiting there – ‘Attention! The doctor is stuck in my ass! I want you to pull her out now and that’s an order! You hold her left leg and you hold her right leg and pull alternatively ok? Right go – left right-left right-left right!’

Finally, after much endeavour, the doctor was freed.

‘What’s the verdict on my prostate?’ I asked her.

‘I don’t know,’ replied the doctor; ‘I was facing the wrong way.'”

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