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David Attenborough in Furious Rant at British Wildlife Awards

Sir David Attenborough, veteran English broadcaster and naturalist has caused a stir at The British Wildlife T.V. Awards in London. Uncharacteristically, the ‘Life On Earth’ presenter self-indulged in an indignant monologue… As he accepted the coveted prize for ‘Best Goldfish…

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The Drone Report – We Listen In On The NRA Making Their Most Recent Battle Plans.

Prelude- Freed Industrial, a sub-section of the vast Rfreed communications network, has just developed a special ‘spy drone’ capable of infiltrating anywhere and everywhere and recording visual and audio data for our columns.

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President Trump’s Audacity Awarded Democrats Political Immunity for Two Centuries, said Political Pseudoscientist

Dateline: LICK SKILLET, TN—Democrats should be grateful for Donald Trump’s presidency, because his smorgasbord of scandals and villainies could theoretically enable them to get away with murder for centuries to come, according to Professor Marco Snodgrass, political pseudoscientist as the…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

BREAKING NEWS! President Trump Says Something Shocking AND Offensive

Dateline: Washington, D.C., January 22, 2017 – The Present BREAKING NEWS. President Trump stunned the nation this afternoon when he said something shocking and deeply disturbing. According to an anonymous insider, he did not tell anyone in advance that he…

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Posted in Biz News Entertainment

Las Vegas vs. Macau: How They Compare?

When you think of gambling or blackjack, your mind goes to Las Vegas, the king of casinos, and “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.” Las Vegas is one of the best places to go to gamble, since it is…

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Donald Trump Never Said That! DEAL WITH IT!

Donald Trump has recently ‘refuted’ allegations that he didn’t not say what you didn’t already know he didn’t say.

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Posted in Politics

Donald Trump Tells Press: I’m Not the Mad One!

At a press conference in Washington, US president Donald Trump has spoken about the media’s smear campaign that has labelled him as ‘a madman.’ Trump said: I’m not the mad one folks, it’s fake news.

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Recent Noel Coward Parody: Reflections on Social Generalisations

Right now, many countries are facing religious conflict. While many Muslims are patriotic and contribute a great deal to our societies, there will always be troublemakers in every demographic.

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Don’t Let’s Be Beastly To The Muslims (GUEST POST FROM ALLAN B. GOLDSTEIN)

Disclaimer: This post arose from an online acquaintance of mine. The poem is a bit rough around the edges, and I want to make clear that Glossy News do not support any form of bigotry, in any direction, and the…

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Putin Reveals Invincible Nuclear Butt Plug

GUEST POST FROM ARTHUR JAMES… HOPE YOU LIKE IT THIS EPIC RUSSIAN NARRATIVE! BUT CAN YOU HANDLE THE “PRAVDA?”

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