Month: March 2018
What’s Coming Next on Glossy News?
Here’s a selection of the great satire stories coming over the next few days: MONDAY rfreed with a VERY nasty satire on some even nastier NRA conspirators! TUESDAY Let’s get crypto crazy, baby!
Fake News or Funny News? You Decide! Tabloid Nonsense Round-Up
Millions of ISIS Teenagers Wiped Out After Online ‘Rat Poison Challenge’
Computer Program Translates Ordinary English into Shakespearean Verse
Dateline: CAMBRIDGE, MA—A team of computer programmers at MIT, led by Wallace Thickglasses, has completed its Shakespearean Translator, which converts plain English into Shakespearean verse. The translator has received rave reviews from Shakespeare scholars.
Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’
Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would be no more Mr Nice Guy! Hence Apocalypse, or Apocalypse of St John, or Revelation, or Book of Revelation, or even the…
Dutch Engineers Hope to Reclaim 30% of Lake Superior for Land Development
Dutch engineering company Bleegmaart unt Flargbleers LLC have raised $300 billion already in ther hopes to reclaim “the better bulk” of Lake Ontario, for mixed use apartments, retail and light industrial purposes…
ANYONE FOR TEA?! (A Poem From My Days as an Office Tea Boy)
Simon needs a herbal, or he’ll get in a strop, Lucy wants the cream in, or moan that it’s a flop.
Dating on Chat Roulette: For Happy & Optimistic People!
Meeting the right person to marry and to create a family with is a big challenge, which will determine the rest of your life and your level of overall happiness. But where to find the one who is your absolute…
‘I Was A Professional Racing Driver in my Youth!’ Claims Donald Trump
There are concerns for Donald Trump’s mental stability in the wake of his most recent interview with Sky News. The US president told the interviewer:
Trump’s War with American Sports Shows no Sign of Abating
Do sport and politics mix? As far as the NFL and the NBA are concerned, the question is a moot point, as their ongoing acrimonious relationship between the most high-profile American sports and President Trump continues to simmer.
When a Mistake in a Medical Diagnosis Is and Is Not Considered Medical Negligence
Usually, we trust doctors to be able to get to the bottom of things when we have unexplained symptoms, and most of the time things go right with medical diagnoses within the boundaries of what is possible with current medical…