Donald Trump Never Said That! DEAL WITH IT!

Donald Trump has recently ‘refuted’ allegations that he didn’t not say what you didn’t already know he didn’t say.

They said I said that! FAKE newwwwwwwwwwwwwws! I never said that! I never said that! I said it last week, who cares! No I said it the week before! Yeah they misquoted me, no I never said I said it, no I never said it… Yes, no I did, but they quoted me out of context. What context? What do you mean what context, I never said? Yes, no I did, but that was only because it was so loud from all the shouting that I… no, FAKE newwwwwwwwwwwws! There was nobody there! You got nothing! No you didn’t! I never said I didn’t never say I said it. No I DIDN’t! Nooooooooooo, I’m NOT going to clarify any further. YOU ARE FAKE NEWS!!!!!

CNN has already refuted allegations that he didn’t say it, Bernie Sanders has already refuted allegations that what he didn’t say wasn’t not an intrinsically non-intrinsic part of his own radical astroturf establishment populist programme (did I get that right? -Ish?…) and Hillary Clinton didn’t not non-dishonestly refuse to non-defer any non-non-non-non-non-non-non-negotiable non-discussion.

Except just about right now.

When she probably didn’t non-not-avoid just such a non-incalculable blunder.

You’re welcome!

Author: Wallace Runnymede

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