Year: 2016
Jay Z Drops “The Bananas Gloat Song.” Goes Viral
“Kanye! Kaaaaaanye! Daylight come and you won’t go home….”
Jeremy Corbyn Double Bill (2/2): Jihadi Jez Advocates Screening Out Asylum Seekers
Asylum seeking is not a matter of mere individual self-interest; rather, it should serve the greater good of society and the economy. So, I think if we’re going to have asylum seekers, we need to ensure that any asylum seekers…
Jeremy Corbyn Double Bill (1/2): ‘Dirty Bread’ Shocker
The unelectable Sanders didn’t get the Democratic nomination, the electable HRC didn’t get elected, and the bizarre Donald is now leader. But what about the allegedly unelectable 80s socialist leader from across the pond, who is now leading the Labour…
Fellow Asperger’s People: ‘Society’ Owes You Nothing
Here, I am quoting some of my tweets from November 14, 2016. You can probably guess what facets of my identity motivate these tweets. If you have autism, ‘Society’ owes you nothing!
Trump Taps Kanye West as Next Press Secretary
4K Glossy News Podcast 070 (11-14-16)
The 4K/UHD podcast is back with an insider’s perspective on how a TV pilot is shot, specifically “Rules for Dudes” produced by Jack Talbert. The November 21st podcast focuses on my day on set shooting the pilot for “Rules for…
Handicapping the Frontrunners for 2020
In the off chance you’ve been in a coma the past few weeks, I have some unsettling news. You might want to sit down. Donald Trump is our new President-Elect. Please, put down that sharp object. As denial about this…
Newscasters Normalize their Relations with Our Alien Overlord Tromp
Major media personalities strive to retain their credibility after being forced to appear naked on television by our alien overlord Tromp. Tromp, the mastermind of the invasion from Pluto, created mass panic when he landed in the United States in…
Mongolian Jokes
When I was young, there was a large statue of Lenin in Ulaanbaatar. In 2012, the Mongolian government removed the statue, denouncing Lenin as a ‘murderer’. In that same year, I heard this joke: A Muscovite watches a communist demonstration…
Trump Agrees to Return Alaska to Russia
In a clever, sage move by president elect Donald Trump, Alaska will be returned to Russia on January 21st, 2017. “We stole these lands and they have to go back to their rightful owners.” The United States purchased Alask from…