Posted in Human Interest World News

Iain Duncan Smith: ‘Saving the Disabled from Useless Suffering’ (2/2)

Don’t underestimate notable ‘quiet man’ Iain Duncan Smith. I mean, he was critical of Blair’s achingly well-meaning intervention in Afghanistan, so the Tories are obviously nicer than New Labour! The proof is in the pudding, after all. By their fruits…

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Posted in Human Interest World News

Iain Duncan Smith: ‘Saving the Disabled from Useless Suffering’ (1/2)

Iain Duncan Smith has recently shed some Blair tears over disabled people in the UK. However, believe it or not, most disabled people have been so arrogant and ungrateful as to repudiate his compassionate conservatism! You know, for too long,…

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Posted in Biz News Health

Have You Heard About Dyzastra?

Have you been feeling sluggish lately? Why not try Dyzastra? (“Di-ZAH-Struh”) Do you have a spare tire around your middle that you’d like to get rid of? How about trying Dyzastra? Stomach pain, the common cold and restless leg syndrome…

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Posted in Strange People War Zone

WikiLeaks Gets An Inside Look At Assad’s “Historic” Meeting With Putin

The famed web expose site WikiLeaks scored a mammoth coup this week with its hidden camera surveillance of the Assad/Putin meeting in Moscow. The leader of Syria and the President of Russia were presumably meeting to discuss their mutual concerns…

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Posted in War Zone World News

Blair: My Critics on Iraq Should Check Their Privilege (2/2)

The problem isn’t so much about not listening to voters. No, the problem is when the views of mere fallible, imperfect, and often downright ignorant and uneducated voters of mere mortal flesh and blood are… I mean, the problem is…

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Posted in War Zone World News

Blair: My Critics on Iraq Should Check Their Privilege (1/2)

Dynamic and charismatic political figure Tony Blair has recently made another helpful intervention, in order to clear up any confused ideas any mere ‘ordinary people’ may be stubbornly clinging to. Yes, the former Middle East peace envoy and architect of…

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 014 (10-26-15)

In the October 26th, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I get deep into Halloween treats, keeping kids safe, and other topics. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching…

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Posted in Environment Technology

Volkwagen Emissions Scandal is No Problem

Leaders from around the world concur that the current Volkswagen emissions scandal is really not a problem. Volkswagen is a great company that adds incredible value to the global economy. We can all live with a bit more carbon dioxide.

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Posted in Internets Tubes Politics

Glossy News Spam Surge: Establishment ‘Godwinbots’ to Blame (2/2)

As every establishment career politician knows, repetition is of the essence of persuasion. So, here’s a quick refresher on what the Godwinbots afflicting Glossy News and most of the serious internet are up to. Unpatriotic Pinko Troll Example #1:  Goering…

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Posted in Sports Sports Events

Chicago Cubs Lose, Cosmos Safe

In historic fashion, the curse of the Billy Goat again reared its ugly head on those Lovable Losers, the Chicago Cubs. Game four of the National League Championship Series ended with the New York Mets beating the Cubbies by the…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Politics

Glossy News Spam Surge: Establishment ‘Godwinbots’ to Blame (1/2)

The loyal vigilance of the Glossy News team is keeping your comments pages free from spam, from dawn to dusk. Glossy News is at the forefront of taking out spambots whenever and wherever they poke their thieving, parasitical tentacles. But…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Religionism

Catholic Congressman Steals Pope’s Water Glass

WASHINGTON – Congressman James Bath took advantage of his proximity to Pope Francis during his address to Congress to steal the Pope’s water glass and gulp some of the sacred Washington, DC tap water. Luckily when the Pope’s throat went…

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 013 (10-19-15)

In my October 19th, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I get deep into Halloween treats, keeping kids safe, and other topics. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching…

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Posted in Biz News Politics

Faith in Fed Interest Rate Hike at All-Time High

WASHINGTON – Faith that the Federal Reserve Bank will finally raise interest rates, after years of broken promises, is now at an all-time high. “The Fed is really going to raise rates after our next meeting,” said Norman Bates, Chair…

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Posted in Human Interest Politics

Jeb Bush: I’m Not ‘White,’ Just a Regular Guy (2/2)

The old story continues: I AM NOT WHITE!!! Uh-uh-uhhh! I am Jeb Bush, and I’m not white. Forget it! I’m just a standard-issue regular guy, like every one of you.

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Posted in Human Interest Politics

Jeb Bush: I’m Not ‘White,’ Just a Regular Guy (1/2)

The achingly well-meaning notable 3.0 du jour has put his foot in it again. Just read his comments at the recent ‘White Community-Black Community GOP Competitive Co-operation 1000 Dollar Dinner’ in the Seattle Hilton. You know what, I want to…

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Posted in Talky Pictures

Good God No: Disney Has Turned Star Wars Into A Musical

Unbeknownst to the press and we Star Wars geeks, Disney has insisted that Director J.J. Abrams make the upcoming seventh installment of the Star Wars mega-franchise a musical, hoping to continue Disney’s legacy of hit making song and dance movies…

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Posted in Human Interest Society

Rand Paul: ‘Black & LGBT Folks? Just Try Another Bus’

Rand Paul has recently denied the legitimacy of laws forbidding discrimination against LGBT employees. But this is not the only argument he has ever made in this vein. See this transcript of some previously unrevealed comments he made at a…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Serious Commentary

9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 15 The Fault Lines of Washington

9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED The Fault Lines of Washington Part 15 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney,…

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Posted in Sports

Is There Really a Conspiracy Against Mourinho’s Chelsea?

Chelsea strode to the Premier League title last season after a dominant performance for the majority of the campaign. The Blues were streets ahead of their nearest rivals and Jose Mourinho’s men had high hopes prior to the start of…

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