Month: October 2015
Catholic Congressman Steals Pope’s Water Glass
WASHINGTON – Congressman James Bath took advantage of his proximity to Pope Francis during his address to Congress to steal the Pope’s water glass and gulp some of the sacred Washington, DC tap water. Luckily when the Pope’s throat went…
4K Glossy News Podcast 013 (10-19-15)
In my October 19th, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I get deep into Halloween treats, keeping kids safe, and other topics. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching…
Faith in Fed Interest Rate Hike at All-Time High
WASHINGTON – Faith that the Federal Reserve Bank will finally raise interest rates, after years of broken promises, is now at an all-time high. “The Fed is really going to raise rates after our next meeting,” said Norman Bates, Chair…
Jeb Bush: I’m Not ‘White,’ Just a Regular Guy (2/2)
The old story continues: I AM NOT WHITE!!! Uh-uh-uhhh! I am Jeb Bush, and I’m not white. Forget it! I’m just a standard-issue regular guy, like every one of you.
Jeb Bush: I’m Not ‘White,’ Just a Regular Guy (1/2)
The achingly well-meaning notable 3.0 du jour has put his foot in it again. Just read his comments at the recent ‘White Community-Black Community GOP Competitive Co-operation 1000 Dollar Dinner’ in the Seattle Hilton. You know what, I want to…
Good God No: Disney Has Turned Star Wars Into A Musical
Unbeknownst to the press and we Star Wars geeks, Disney has insisted that Director J.J. Abrams make the upcoming seventh installment of the Star Wars mega-franchise a musical, hoping to continue Disney’s legacy of hit making song and dance movies…
Rand Paul: ‘Black & LGBT Folks? Just Try Another Bus’
Rand Paul has recently denied the legitimacy of laws forbidding discrimination against LGBT employees. But this is not the only argument he has ever made in this vein. See this transcript of some previously unrevealed comments he made at a…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 15 The Fault Lines of Washington
9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED The Fault Lines of Washington Part 15 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney,…
Assad Needs To be Taken Out Now
There are Syrian refugees risking their lives fleeing to the shores of Greece and overrunning every country between their homeland and Germany. Many of those staying behind are being brutally murdered and maimed in their own homes and streets. The…
4K Glossy News Podcast 012 (10-12-15)
In my October 12th, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I get deep into Halloween and other topics. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. * 20…