Glossy News Spam Surge: Establishment ‘Godwinbots’ to Blame (2/2)

As every establishment career politician knows, repetition is of the essence of persuasion.

So, here’s a quick refresher on what the Godwinbots afflicting Glossy News and most of the serious internet are up to.

Unpatriotic Pinko Troll Example #1:

 Goering said ‘all you have to do is create a fictional or at least semi-fictional enemy within and without, and then bring the people to your bidding to denounce the naysayers as traitors and parasites.’ Sound familiar?

 Godwinbot Takedown:

 StfUP_ with ur MORREL E-EQUIVALENC, DUDE! Y;U are literilly worse tanh HITTLERRR!!!!!

 Unpatriotic Pinko Troll Example #2:

Ha! Just quit watching Fox News and CNN. Actually, Naomi Wolf had a great article about this.

Godwinbot Takedown:

I HAVE A WURRK FROM TEN OURS P/R DAY MAKE A TROLL CRITTISISSM OF NAOMI WOLFE, YU CAN MAKE 3 DOLLAR$ TOO IF YOU ONLY CAN, UYO MUST!!!!__,,!

Hm! Recap over. Any more to come?

Unpatriotic Pinko Troll Example #3:

Hey, what’s with all these frickin’ Godwinbots? Even Mike Godwin said he never expected this idea to go so far. He’s actually disowned the people who just use ‘Godwin’s Law’ as a conversation stopper.

Godwinbot takedown:

LIER! Of course eh said that,, Mike Gawdiwnn is a LIER &_Sz AH MARXESTTE! ‘I 4R ON1 AM NOT A GODWIN1TE!’

Nice! Rounded that one off kinda ‘meta-,’ whatever the hell that is supposed to mean.

Rumours that Godwinbots are linked to notable web trolls Shepherd Cowbell and Suzy-Soo Sousa remain unconfirmed; but try comparing their lazy-arsed spelling strategies!

http://glossynews.com/entertainment/201506290522/australias-latest-doggygate-scandal-a-land-without-biebers-22/

UKIP’s Tarquin Binnett was less than… um, more-impressed-than-usual-which-is-not-really-saying-much-is-it.

Aha! How very expedient that they are cynically and opportunistically weaponizing the name of Hitler to smear our patriotic leaders.

Why, everyone knows that Hitler, like so many of us in UKIP, was a strong, charismatic man of genius, who was simply unappreciated in his time by the vulgar, elitist, euro-gallic-supremacist rabble du jour!

Hmph! Well, I say, young man; that’s as clean, crisp and sound-English-commonsensical as I can make it!

John Kerry? Well, he neither agrees nor disagrees…

So far! So let’s just quit while we’re ahead! 😛

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